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The Valkyrie Offline
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#3901
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 6:19 pm
I've just joined a socially responsible witch coven.

We use social media for our meetings and to cast spells and we take Safe Hex very seriously.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3902
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 6:36 pm
Do what you like, as long as you don't leave out the dancing-round-the-pentacle-in-the-nuddy bit.

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#3903
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 6:41 pm
(June 1, 2020 at 6:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do what you like, as long as you don't leave out the dancing-round-the-pentacle-in-the-nuddy bit.

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I wonder what that would look like...
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#3904
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 6:43 pm
Just watch Outlander Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3905
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 7:08 pm
(June 1, 2020 at 6:41 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 6:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do what you like, as long as you don't leave out the dancing-round-the-pentacle-in-the-nuddy bit.

Boru

I wonder what that would look like...

Nudity is always welcome in the Church of The Rising Penis.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 7:21 pm
(June 1, 2020 at 7:08 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 6:41 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: I wonder what that would look like...

Nudity is always welcome in the Church of The Rising Penis.

I'm always worried that the forum has been infiltrated by the Cult of the Floppy Jock...

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#3907
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 7:37 pm
(June 1, 2020 at 7:21 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 1, 2020 at 7:08 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: Nudity is always welcome in the Church of The Rising Penis.

I'm always worried that the forum has been infiltrated by the Cult of the Floppy Jock...

I think you can help with that. If you know what I mean.  Dead Horse
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#3908
RE: joke time
June 1, 2020 at 8:00 pm
Steven Spielberg was actually the last person to speak to Noah.

He said...

We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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#3909
RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 6:56 pm
Teump is a good president, a brave and honourable man, and completely honest and integral to the future of the US.







Shit, I'm off my meds again.

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#3910
RE: joke time
June 2, 2020 at 6:59 pm
Q: What does Donald say to Melania after sex?

A: ‘I’ll be home in an hour.’

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