We have another hurricane coming. But lets not worry, Trump's super power is the Sharpie. Maybe this time because of his talent and accuracy it will hit Antarctica.
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Went to lunch with a friend today. She spent the entire time complaining about her boyfriend.
Apparently he's accusing her of cheating on him. He's starting to sound like her husband. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Her: ‘What are you doing??’
Him (puzzled): ‘Having a cup of coffee. What’s wrong?’ Her: ‘We’ve been trying to conceive - you know the doctor told you that caffeine can affect sperm count and motility! You can’t drink coffee while we’re trying to make a baby!’ Him: ‘Oh, I dunno. I’m pretty coordinated.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Could it be said that the orange turd's hands are "writ small"?
(August 5, 2020 at 8:46 am)Brian37 Wrote: Could it be said that the orange turd's hands are "writ small"? Learn to read the room, dude. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
“Olympic condoms?” she blurts. “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors”, he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.” “What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. The wife responds, “Really? Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”
My Asian neighbours are disappointed with their son.
After several tests at the hospital he was diagnosed with hepatitis b and not hepatitis a. He must try harder! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
But I bet his blood type is A+
They must be so proud...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I kinda feel bad for Michelle Obama. Poor woman lost her job to an illegal immigrant.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
August 8, 2020 at 10:48 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2020 at 12:24 am by The Valkyrie.)
A friend of mine is wearing a red MAGA cap and a Trump 2020 pin.
So far he's been spat on, verbally abused, and assaulted. I hate to imagine what will happen when he leaves my house. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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