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joke time
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 RE: joke time
August 31, 2020 at 8:20 am
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2020 at 9:09 am by ignoramus.)
I've always found necromancers socially awkward. You can't even have a simple conversation with them without them bringing up the dead.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Less chance of them beating a dead horse, though.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
They are pro life. Their bodies, their choice.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
While hiking on a very narrow path at the edge of a cliff, I met a beautiful woman walking towards me.
I didn’t know whether to block her passage or toss myself off. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 
"I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!"
"Are all Americans as racist and xenophobic as you?" "I'm Canadian!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Psychiatric session:
'Well, doctor, I think all of my problems started when I found out that my high school Love Coach had been killed.' 'Uh, Mr. Smith, there's no such thing as a high school Love Coach. "Molester" is the correct term.' 'Oh, yeah? Then why did they find him tied to that chair with a huge dildo in his throat and "die, pervert scum" carved into his...ohhhhh, I get it now…' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(September 2, 2020 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!" ![[Image: against-immigration-leaving-56a7549d3df7...94af8d.jpg]](https://www.liveabout.com/thmb/DrrsOUHbi6l5sqoLohxPIi2PvQU=/735x0/against-immigration-leaving-56a7549d3df78cf77294af8d.jpg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
September 2, 2020 at 7:35 am
(This post was last modified: September 2, 2020 at 7:37 am by onlinebiker.)
(September 2, 2020 at 5:44 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(September 2, 2020 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!" If everyone left in the order they got here - the "Natives" would have to leave first. Nobody evolved here.... And if they all "went back where they came from" the Rift Valley would be standing room only...  (September 2, 2020 at 4:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "I want to keep all the undesirables from south of the border out of my country!" Fun fact: Everyone from the Southern tip of Chile to the Norther tip of Canada are all Americans.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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