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RE: joke time
March 21, 2021 at 4:35 am
There are two kinds of people in the world. Avoid them both.

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RE: joke time
March 21, 2021 at 2:43 pm
Whenever you meet a Hispanic-speaking person, the very first word you say should always be ‘mucho’.

It means a lot to them.

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March 22, 2021 at 3:47 am
Happiest day of my life.

He was waiting for me at the altar.

As I walked up the aisle, I could see the people commenting about my smile.

I got to the altar, kissed him on the cheek, then closed the lid.
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March 22, 2021 at 3:49 am
Text to my boss, "Having lunch with an old friend so I'll be back in an hour. If I'm not back by then, read this text again."
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March 22, 2021 at 3:50 am (This post was last modified: March 22, 2021 at 4:47 am by The Valkyrie.)
Me, "Give me all your money or I'll blow your fucking head off!"

Him, "But you don't have a gun!"

Me, "Fuck. Fill on pump four, please."
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RE: joke time
March 22, 2021 at 6:34 am
I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if anyone wants a quick gander.

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March 23, 2021 at 2:00 am
Today I learned that a school of piranha can strip a young child to the bone in 30 seconds.

In other news, I'm no longer welcome at the aquarium.
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March 23, 2021 at 5:07 am
Two Irish couples go on holiday together.

On the first night they get blind drunk and decide to swap partners.

In the morning, Paddy wakes up and says, "Well, I didn't like that very much! I wonder how the girls got on?"
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RE: joke time
March 23, 2021 at 5:09 am
(March 22, 2021 at 6:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if anyone wants a quick gander.

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Someone needs to take your book of Dad jokes away.

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March 23, 2021 at 5:15 am
(March 23, 2021 at 5:09 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 22, 2021 at 6:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I have some racing geese for sale. Let me know if anyone wants a quick gander.

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Someone needs to take your book of Dad jokes away.

Angel

He gets them from IMGUR and Twitter.

Where I get most of mine.

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