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RE: joke time
April 12, 2021 at 2:29 pm
A lawyer, after 30 years serving in the courts, decides to retire and open his own watering hole on the river front. 

He named it "The Side Bar".
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RE: joke time
April 13, 2021 at 6:29 am
Police have warned Man United fans not to bring flares to the final.

Because that's what they wore the last time they were at Wembley...

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RE: joke time
April 13, 2021 at 6:30 am
I have a new pair of shoes made of Lego.

Now, if I step on Lego blocks I don't get hurt...

...just taller.

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RE: joke time
April 13, 2021 at 6:54 am
What do Latin speakers have in common with necrophiliacs?

They both have an interest in dead tongues.

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#4795
RE: joke time
April 13, 2021 at 1:59 pm
They told me that never giving up is manly. Thats why I am never giving up on cocaine.
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RE: joke time
April 13, 2021 at 4:54 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2021 at 4:54 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Teacher: "Can I help you, sir?"

Iggy: "Yes, I'm here for the self-help class."

Teacher: "And which class is that?"

Iggy (whispers): "Premature ejaculation."

Teacher: "That's next week."

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RE: joke time
April 13, 2021 at 4:55 pm
I'm not an expert on masturbation.



But I can hold my own.

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April 13, 2021 at 6:06 pm
‘I’ve named my testicles. I call them “The Hemsworth Brothers” because they look great and everyone’s surprised there’s a third one.’ - John Oliver

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RE: joke time
April 14, 2021 at 5:24 am
Which mythological creature casts no reflection?





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RE: joke time
April 14, 2021 at 5:34 am
(April 14, 2021 at 5:24 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which mythological creature casts no reflection?





Nice one.  Hehe

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