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(December 20, 2022 at 11:33 am)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: screenshot-from-2022-12-20-07-22-53.png]

And then they all went to kindergarten because that is to Catholic priests equivalent to Hooters.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office.

“It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor.”

“You know you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Smith, “I didn’t realize it. You don’t suppose she’s faking, do you?”
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Why was the Quaker girl rejected by the community when she came back from Rumspringa?
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(December 23, 2022 at 11:48 pm)Uberpod Wrote: Why was the Quaker girl rejected by the community when she came back from Rumspringa?


Because she said she spent most of the time "feeling her oats"?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(December 24, 2022 at 5:13 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 23, 2022 at 11:48 pm)Uberpod Wrote: Why was the Quaker girl rejected by the community when she came back from Rumspringa?


Because she said she spent most of the time "feeling her oats"?

Two men a-night. (Too Mennonite.)
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I bought a prosthetic leg cheap at the opp shop yesterday!
It made a great stocking stuffer!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Julius Caesar walked into a bar and held up two fingers. 
He said, "I'll have five beers, please."
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Jesus: give away all your money to the poor and follow me.
Christian reads it: Hmm. Maybe I should buy another car?
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Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”

“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
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(December 25, 2022 at 2:32 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Julius Caesar walked into a bar and held up two fingers. 
He said, "I'll have five beers, please."

Took me about V seconds to get that one...
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