A drunk stagger over to the only other patron in a bar and asks him to buy him a drink.
"Of course", says the second man, also a little drunk, "but tell me, where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the first man.
"What a coincidence!", says the second, "let's drink to Ireland!"
So they down a pint each.
"And where in Ireland are you from?", asks the second man.
"I'm from Dublin!" Replies the first man.
"What a coincidence! Let's drink to Dublin!"
So they down another couple of pints.
"And where did you go to school?", asks the second man.
"Saint Mary's", says the first, "I graduated in 72!"
"How is this possible?", says the second man, "I also went to Saint Mary's and graduated in 72! Let's drink to Saint Mary's!"
And they down a few more pints together.
By now, more patrons have arrived.
One goes to the barman and asks, "What's going on?"
"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
"Of course", says the second man, also a little drunk, "but tell me, where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the first man.
"What a coincidence!", says the second, "let's drink to Ireland!"
So they down a pint each.
"And where in Ireland are you from?", asks the second man.
"I'm from Dublin!" Replies the first man.
"What a coincidence! Let's drink to Dublin!"
So they down another couple of pints.
"And where did you go to school?", asks the second man.
"Saint Mary's", says the first, "I graduated in 72!"
"How is this possible?", says the second man, "I also went to Saint Mary's and graduated in 72! Let's drink to Saint Mary's!"
And they down a few more pints together.
By now, more patrons have arrived.
One goes to the barman and asks, "What's going on?"
"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
