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RE: joke time
March 9, 2025 at 7:26 am
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Apparently there's going to be a Friends reunion special made.
They're filming it exclusively in hot tubs.
But there's some sort of copyright battle going on about the title they want to use...
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 pm
3.14% of people don’t celebrate Pi Day. Why? Because they’re irrational.
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RE: joke time
March 15, 2025 at 10:28 pm
What do two bottom boys do in bed?
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RE: joke time
March 18, 2025 at 11:04 am
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Saw this and thought of Valk.
Only 6% of people can handle this puzzle: These 3 want to share two apples equally, how you handle this with using only one stroke of the knife.
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RE: joke time
March 20, 2025 at 7:46 pm
‘Dad, I think I might be gay.’
‘No worries, son. I will always love you no matter what.’
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‘Dad, I bought a Tesla.’
‘Get the fuck out of my house.’
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RE: joke time
March 22, 2025 at 4:50 am
(March 19, 2025 at 5:58 am)pocaracas Wrote: (March 18, 2025 at 11:04 am)Silver Wrote: Saw this and thought of Valk.
Only 6% of people can handle this puzzle: These 3 want to share two apples equally, how you handle this with using only one stroke of the knife.
Technically, if you angle the knife stroke just right. You can keep both apples...
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RE: joke time
March 22, 2025 at 6:41 am
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RE: joke time
March 22, 2025 at 11:03 am
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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RE: joke time
March 22, 2025 at 7:48 pm
Christians, "Jesus turned water to wine for everyone!"
Jesus, "I made too much. I was just trying to roofie the bride's maid!"
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