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Christians. Could you be wrong?
RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
Don't you know??? Google is owned by TEH DEVIL!!!111!11!!!!!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Don't you know??? Google is owned by TEH DEVIL!!!111!11!!!!!

Just like dino bones, the Devil put google here to trip up the faithful with its false teachings.
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
There's even a clue in the name. The proper spelling is "googol", which is the expression for 1 followed by a hundred zeroes. But Santa Satan wanted to create confusion, so he corrupted the name and turned it into a diabolical device for propogating porn and godless heathen nests like this one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 18, 2014 at 5:03 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 18, 2014 at 3:36 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: Do you know that the four gospels were written by people that were part of Jesus' close disciples. It is an eyewitness account.

Why do Christians continue to repeat this malarkey?

They're stupid.
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 18, 2014 at 6:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 18, 2014 at 5:03 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Why do Christians continue to repeat this malarkey?

They're stupid.


Stupid implies diminished intelligence, which is a permanent state. I do not think this is true of most Christians.

They are ignorant. Which is a curable state.

Atheists that deconverted from Christianity did not become less stupid. They just became better educated.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 18, 2014 at 3:36 pm)C4RM5 Wrote: Do you know that the four gospels were written by people that were part of Jesus' close disciples. It is an eyewitness account.

Not even the gospels say that. You have absolutely zero scriptural reference by which to be saying that, and even if you did the actual research done into this would still disagree, making any claim that the gospel authors did know Jesus... factually unjustified.

This is just a kneejerk, derp claim based on what intuitively feels like it should be so to you.
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
Quote:They are ignorant. Which is a curable state.

Most of them fight the cure tooth and nail.
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 17, 2014 at 2:19 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 2:04 pm)Chas Wrote: No, it's because of its observed gravitational effects.

so you've observed dark matter?

Read what I actually said.

Its effects have been observed.

(September 17, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 2:30 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: That is the literal opposite of what science is. You have a disastrously wrong concept of science and what beign scientific means.

once again it goes sailing way past your head, I'm talking about the layperson....

the average Joe (which you all are) isn't scientific, he accepts what hes told by the experts.

It is not expert opinion that convinces, it is evidence.

Every scientific result is, in principle, repeatable by anyone, even "average Joes".

(September 17, 2014 at 3:42 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: That being said, I'm going to take a bit of a break.

Probably needs a change of Huggies®.

(September 18, 2014 at 6:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 18, 2014 at 5:03 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Why do Christians continue to repeat this malarkey?

They're stupid.

I think delusional is more accurate.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 18, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: There's even a clue in the name. The proper spelling is "googol", which is the expression for 1 followed by a hundred zeroes. But Santa Satan wanted to create confusion, so he corrupted the name and turned it into a diabolical device for propogating porn and godless heathen nests like this one.


When did this become a heathen nest, and why did I fail to notice ??

Thinking
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RE: Christians. Could you be wrong?
(September 18, 2014 at 11:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 18, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: There's even a clue in the name. The proper spelling is "googol", which is the expression for 1 followed by a hundred zeroes. But Santa Satan wanted to create confusion, so he corrupted the name and turned it into a diabolical device for propogating porn and godless heathen nests like this one.


When did this become a heathen nest, and why did I fail to notice ??

Thinking

Were you perhaps distracted when you walked through the door?

It was one when I arrived. Big Grin
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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