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I have to share this with someone
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 7:08 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 3:56 pm)Surgenator Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 3:51 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: I wonder why she hates santa?

Because Santa is an anagram for Satan.

It's gotta be done!


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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 17, 2014 at 7:09 pm
(September 17, 2014 at 4:45 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: So satan wants children to be good? That might make sense, but satan drinking milk and cookies? that's creepy
Cookies and brandy would probably be a lot more useful during a night of flying around in freezing weather and climbing up and down chimneys.
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 18, 2014 at 10:30 am
(September 17, 2014 at 4:45 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: So satan wants children to be good?

Well, yeah. If you look at the old stories, what happened if you were bad? Someone else would deliver switches so the kids could be spanked. What's the Bible's policy on misbehaving children? Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Satan, trying to bribe kids to do good is a direct contradiction to the edicts given out by Almighty God (never the carrot; always the stick).
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 18, 2014 at 11:38 am
(September 18, 2014 at 10:30 am)RobbyPants Wrote: Satan, trying to bribe kids to do good is a direct contradiction to the edicts given out by Almighty God (never the carrot; always the stick).
You forget The Eternal Carrot after a lifetime of stick
Sum ergo sum
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RE: I have to share this with someone
September 19, 2014 at 10:11 am
Jesus won't touch the milk and cookies unless they're kosher
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