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Yet Another Example
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#31
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 12:48 pm
And as for all the low key funeral and burial plans here;

PHOOEY !!!


I want a flaming pink copy of the Taj Mahal with purple neon outlining everything !!!
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#32
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 12:55 pm
You can put my headstone next to your building. Think about the combined festivities!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#33
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 1:09 pm
I'd like a statue of me on my grave
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#34
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 1:17 pm
(October 18, 2014 at 1:09 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: I'd like a statue of me on my grave

Why? You don't have an afterlife to enjoy it. I am donating my body to science. No money wasted and the medical community can use it for research and training.
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#35
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 1:21 pm
(October 17, 2014 at 12:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: All this foolishness over dead bodies. Once I'm dead you can flip me over and stick a flower pot up my ass. I won't care.

My new after-life goal is to grow at least one flower out of my ass.

I rather like the solution they came up with in the Paris Catacombs.

https://mysendoff.com/2012/08/the-labyri...catacombs/
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#36
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 1:26 pm
I saw an ad for a movie about the Paris Catacombs being haunted. That's one bad thing about mass graves. The ghosts start killing people.
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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#37
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 1:27 pm
(October 18, 2014 at 1:21 pm)whateverist Wrote: My new after-life goal is to grow at least one flower out of my ass.
then start planting the seeds now and see which one grows best in that environment, just so that you can have the best ass-flower in your afterlife.
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#38
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 1:41 pm
Hmm, I"m not sure I'm that close to compost-hood yet. It will be important to get the timing right.
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#39
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 2:57 pm
(October 18, 2014 at 1:17 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Why? You don't have an afterlife to enjoy it. I am donating my body to science. No money wasted and the medical community can use it for research and training.

Probably the only thing you would be worth!


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#40
RE: Yet Another Example
October 18, 2014 at 3:05 pm
(October 18, 2014 at 1:09 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: I'd like a statue of me on my grave

Might be fun to come by after dark and grope it
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