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Everyone Listen!
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#41
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 6:58 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Whatever the real truth about Chris' story, if only he'd been as apparently forthright from the beginning. Things could have been so different.

On the other hand, if you really are trolling us then my nice-guy hat goes straight out the window.

(October 29, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Beccs Wrote: Dammit.

I broke a nail.

That's what Jesus said.

(Bollocks - ninja'ed! )

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#42
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 7:08 pm
Or kabuki'ed probably works just as well...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 7:12 pm
I never wear that much makeup.

Tongue

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#44
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 7:12 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Many have labelled me as a troll or a poe for speaking my mind on this forum. Many have called for a ban.

Isn't AF a democracy? I think when Mr. Tiberius created this forum, free speech was the main driving force.

I am a true servant of Lord Jesus Christ and if that hurts you, then I will probably leave and never come back. My idea is not to preach about my Lord here but to merely share the truth with all fellow human beings and friends.
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Fuck you, Jesus, the Holy Ghost and the goats you fucked on the way over here.

You know what they say - fuck one goat, always a goat fucker.

Someday, somewhere, somehow, I pray to the FSM for a world where goat fuckers are banned.

Just for being goat fuckers.
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#45
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 7:18 pm
And I thought Alice was weird...
Damn, Christian, try to be reasonable.
Stop trolling us about whatever nonsense that pastor fed you in your past, and use your grey matter.
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#46
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 7:19 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 5:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No, it is not, nor was it ever.
Think more, enlightened despotism.

I prefer to think of it as a benevolent dictatorship with Star Chamber justice.

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#47
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2014 at 7:51 pm by DramaQueen.)
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#48
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 8:07 pm
Who are you to speak for kittens?

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#49
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 8:13 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(October 29, 2014 at 5:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Keep in mind that only a few of us have the power to ban you. Why do you suppose we have not?

Sick, horrified fascination?

Punching bags can be fun?
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#50
RE: Everyone Listen!
October 29, 2014 at 8:49 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Christian Wrote: Many have labelled me as a troll or a poe for speaking my mind on this forum. Many have called for a ban.

Isn't AF a democracy? I think when Mr. Tiberius created this forum, free speech was the main driving force.

I am a true servant of Lord Jesus Christ and if that hurts you, then I will probably leave and never come back. My idea is not to preach about my Lord here but to merely share the truth with all fellow human beings and friends.
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I like you Christian.
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