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Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
#1
Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
Heartattack ?

Shot by your pretty young thing's jealous spouse ?

Car wreck ?

Suicide ?

Polonium poisoning ?
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#2
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
(November 1, 2014 at 8:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Heartattack ?

Shot by your pretty young thing's jealous spouse ?

Car wreck ?

Suicide ?

Polonium poisoning ?


Probably suicide, unless I am fortunate enough to die suddenly.

I won't face a protracted death from illness, nor a slide into dementia. Ain't gonna happen.
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Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#3
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
Suicide. Alone in my little flat. Undiscovered until someone wants something from me and wonders why I won't answer my mobile.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#4
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
Shot by jealous husband, age 82.
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#5
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
solar flare or meteor strike.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#6
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
Holy water or kamehameha wave, I'm guessing.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#7
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
Probably shot by some idiot gun nut cleaning his gun.
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#8
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
If I go the way of my grandparents, I'll live into my late eighties to mid nineties and then die of a stroke, heart attack, or cancer.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#9
RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
I was thinking about this the other day actually. Right now, best odds are probably given by the following equation:

Mid-20s male + drives like idiot = probably car crash

I'm always telling my friends that where I live, near the intersections of Interstates 80, 81, and 84, that I treat the highway designations like suggested speeds...
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#10
Re: RE: Anticipate the circumstances of your demise
Probably cleaning my gun. :s
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