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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 1:42 pm
(November 10, 2014 at 1:38 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: This reminds me of the pastor in Harlem who claimed Starbucks was flavoring their coffee with the semen of gay men. No joke.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/06...15136.html
Quote:What Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.
Starbucks coffee is delicious, is this man trying to convince us to swallow his come?
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 1:46 pm
"Manstar. They write it in the side of the caaan."
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Anyone whose last faint flickerings of conscience make them assure you that what they want to sell you is the absolute truth knows damn well that it's anything but.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 2:16 pm
This stems from the belief that symbols exist outside our minds.
I wonder what she'll think if I was standing across her and drew a lower case T on the table. Would she think I preformed witchcraft since it looks like an upside down cross to her?
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 2:19 pm
Imagine the nightmare she'd have will Hell Pizza:
http://hellpizza.com/nz/
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 2:25 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 10, 2014 at 2:27 pm
We should send her links . . .
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 12, 2014 at 11:06 pm
That video is the best marketing for Monster ever! I drink one every day; I know I shouldn't, but I do it anyway. I bet they meant the M to be 666, why not?
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RE: Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL!
November 12, 2014 at 11:19 pm
40 page aero lab reports in college would have not been possible without Monster energy drinks. I still have MATLAB nightmares and Monster sweats flashbacks...
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