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How did god create the universe?

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How did god create the universe?
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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:19 pm
(November 11, 2014 at 7:18 pm)abaris Wrote:
(November 11, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Instead of "poof" can we use our own sound effects?

"Blatt!" sounds better.

Or "splatter".

*Frrrrrtttttt!"

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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:31 pm
I like poof. That way I can imagine god doing jazz hands.

Jazz hands!
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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:34 pm
(November 11, 2014 at 7:31 pm)Natachan Wrote: I like poof. That way I can imagine god doing jazz hands.

Jazz hands!

You think he forgot his magic wand?
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Re: RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:42 pm
This is how it went.
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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:46 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2014 at 7:50 pm by abaris.)
I think, Michelango sent us a secret message about gods means of creation.

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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:51 pm
(November 11, 2014 at 7:34 pm)abaris Wrote:
(November 11, 2014 at 7:31 pm)Natachan Wrote: I like poof. That way I can imagine god doing jazz hands.

Jazz hands!

You think he forgot his magic wand?

But before the creation of the universe there was no matter. So he didn't have a magic wand. Unless.... Eeew.
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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:52 pm
This thread needs a warning sign....

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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 11, 2014 at 7:54 pm
(November 11, 2014 at 7:51 pm)Natachan Wrote: But before the creation of the universe there was no matter. So he didn't have a magic wand. Unless.... Eeew.

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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 12, 2014 at 1:49 am
(November 11, 2014 at 7:18 pm)abaris Wrote:
(November 11, 2014 at 7:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Instead of "poof" can we use our own sound effects?

"Blatt!" sounds better.

Or "splatter".

Maybe a nice *plopp* as if uncorking a bottle of wine?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: How did god create the universe?
November 12, 2014 at 2:32 am
(November 11, 2014 at 7:06 pm)Natachan Wrote: "Poofing" is not an acceptable answer. What did he poof? How did he poof? What did this poofing consist of? Did he just do jazz hands? How did it happen?

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