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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 8:00 pm
hey we would all be awesome gods.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Sam Elliot, Michael McDonald, James Franciscus, Joe Namath and I are going to spend several days fucking Chuck Norris in the butt until he can't walk anymore.
I might let Drama Queen watch.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:05 pm
Things I would do If I was a god.
1. Lay down a flawless moral guidline for humanity.
2. Eliminate hunger, needless violence and rapists of all kinds.
3. Create a utopia for humans to maintain and better.
4. Then come up ingenius ways to fuck with humanity.
5. I would make Obama talk like he breathed helium for the whole state of the union address
6. I would make a can of red bull magically appear in the hands of every 6 year old
7. I would make it so that smoking bibles was indistinguishable from smoking weed.
8. I'd make rain ice cream bars in the sun.
9. I'd make a universal tongue.
10. I'd make the clitoris one hundred times more sensitive.
11. I would bring jesus back, to do the macarina.
12. I could make Glenn Beck the most intelligent and rational person to ever live.
13. I'd make the head of a penis penis 100 times more sensitive, and make every man last at least one hour.
14. I'd make saturnalia a holiday agian
15. Make all suicide bombing end in explosions of joy and happiness.
16. Make my personal avatar Morgan Freeman
17. One week of everyone's life would be narrated by morgan freemans voice.
18. Cure all forms of diesease.
19. Make all republicans in kind well adjusted humans with a sense of humor
20. Grant vorlon his wish (Because chuck norris is yec homophobe)
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:20 pm
(November 18, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Things I would do If I was a god.
1. Lay down a flawless moral guidline for humanity.
2. Eliminate hunger, needless violence and rapists of all kinds.
3. Create a utopia for humans to maintain and better.
4. Then come up ingenius ways to fuck with humanity.
5. I would make Obama talk like he breathed helium for the whole state of the union address
6. I would make a can of red bull magically appear in the hands of every 6 year old
7. I would make it so that smoking bibles was indistinguishable from smoking weed.
8. I'd make rain ice cream bars in the sun.
9. I'd make a universal tongue.
10. I'd make the clitoris one hundred times more sensitive.
11. I would bring jesus back, to do the macarina.
12. I could make Glenn Beck the most intelligent and rational person to ever live.
13. I'd make the head of a penis penis 100 times more sensitive, and make every man last at least one hour.
14. I'd make saturnalia a holiday agian
15. Make all suicide bombing end in explosions of joy and happiness.
16. Make my personal avatar Morgan Freeman
17. One week of everyone's life would be narrated by morgan freemans voice.
18. Cure all forms of diesease.
19. Make all republicans in kind well adjusted humans with a sense of humor
20. Grant vorlon his wish (Because chuck norris is yec homophobe)
can.. i just.. can i just worship you now?
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:23 pm
I'm on board with that.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:29 pm
I'm bored too
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:44 pm
(November 18, 2014 at 11:20 pm)dyresand Wrote: (November 18, 2014 at 11:05 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Things I would do If I was a god.
1. Lay down a flawless moral guidline for humanity.
2. Eliminate hunger, needless violence and rapists of all kinds.
3. Create a utopia for humans to maintain and better.
4. Then come up ingenius ways to fuck with humanity.
5. I would make Obama talk like he breathed helium for the whole state of the union address
6. I would make a can of red bull magically appear in the hands of every 6 year old
7. I would make it so that smoking bibles was indistinguishable from smoking weed.
8. I'd make rain ice cream bars in the sun.
9. I'd make a universal tongue.
10. I'd make the clitoris one hundred times more sensitive.
11. I would bring jesus back, to do the macarina.
12. I could make Glenn Beck the most intelligent and rational person to ever live.
13. I'd make the head of a penis penis 100 times more sensitive, and make every man last at least one hour.
14. I'd make saturnalia a holiday agian
15. Make all suicide bombing end in explosions of joy and happiness.
16. Make my personal avatar Morgan Freeman
17. One week of everyone's life would be narrated by morgan freemans voice.
18. Cure all forms of diesease.
19. Make all republicans in kind well adjusted humans with a sense of humor
20. Grant vorlon his wish (Because chuck norris is yec homophobe)
can.. i just.. can i just worship you now? Only if I get the pope awesome hat.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:45 pm
You deserve better
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:47 pm
(November 18, 2014 at 11:44 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (November 18, 2014 at 11:20 pm)dyresand Wrote: can.. i just.. can i just worship you now? Only if I get the pope awesome hat.
how about a hat that with your holy logo of choosing ingrained onto it but the hat is a big beer mug you can wear so you can be praised and drink.
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RE: what would you do if you were god.
November 18, 2014 at 11:49 pm
This one then
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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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