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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm
(March 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: (March 2, 2010 at 7:46 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Another athiest romance blooms!
AF ...so many things to so many people *sighs*
The funniest part of this post is the fact that Tackattack gave it a thumbs up. Birds of a feather huh?  I still like you too Frodo, even though you are a knuckle dragging, dropkick, moron. 
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 3, 2010 at 2:36 pm
(March 3, 2010 at 1:41 pm)Darwinian Wrote: Don't talk about my son like that. Even if he is a bit of an embarrassment to the family :S
At least get him to shave his feet then.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 9:17 am
Here's a little question for Christians.
Let's say you and your wife live happily with children and all that boring crap. Now your wife dies in an unfortunate accident. So months later you move on and go meet someone else. You marry and continue on. Now when you and your new wife finaly die, you rejoin with your old wife as well as your new. Now which one will you spend eternity with? Two wives in heaven with you. What happens here?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 10:20 am
(March 10, 2010 at 9:17 am)Ace Wrote: Here's a little question for Christians.
Let's say you and your wife live happily with children and all that boring crap. Now your wife dies in an unfortunate accident. So months later you move on and go meet someone else. You marry and continue on. Now when you and your new wife finaly die, you rejoin with your old wife as well as your new. Now which one will you spend eternity with? Two wives in heaven with you. What happens here?
Women are property.
Duh.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 10:28 am
Quote:Two wives in heaven with you.
Sounds more like hell.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 11:43 am
Ace,
1. According to South Park, only Mormons go to heaven
2. Mormons believe that when men die they become masters of their own planet (No, really!)
3. Mormons believe in having multiple wives to use to populate their planet
4. Therefore everything is part of God's plan and multiple wives are part of that plan
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm
(March 10, 2010 at 11:43 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Ace,
1. According to South Park, only Mormons go to heaven
2. Mormons believe that when men die they become masters of their own planet (No, really!)
3. Mormons believe in having multiple wives to use to populate their planet
4. Therefore everything is part of God's plan and multiple wives are part of that plan
Rhizo
This I didn't know.
I never knew delusion could go that far.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 1:15 pm
(March 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm)Ace Wrote: (March 10, 2010 at 11:43 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Ace,
1. According to South Park, only Mormons go to heaven
2. Mormons believe that when men die they become masters of their own planet (No, really!)
3. Mormons believe in having multiple wives to use to populate their planet
4. Therefore everything is part of God's plan and multiple wives are part of that plan
Rhizo
This I didn't know.
I never knew delusion could go that far.
Tip of the iceberg, good sir.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CIaSe36YRM
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm
(March 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm)tavarish Wrote: (March 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm)Watson Wrote: You misunderstand. He doesn't act lovingly because Hehas to, He acts lovingly because He is. It is within His nature to act lovingly.
Stee-rike three!
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. You fail. You say it is his nature. I ask you why. You say it just is.
Great point. God operates within a nature and you gave absolutely no account for why that is, other than "it just is".
Again, let's recap.
You say God has a nature.
I ask why does he have this nature and why is he subject to such a nature, rather than any other?
You said "'cause that's the way it is".
This argument makes no sense. You didn't even say you don't know (which would have been perfectly fine and intellectually honest, btw), you tried to make the point that he just is. Even if he CHOSE to be the way he is, it would imply that he could theoretically act in a way that was outside of his nature.
(March 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm)Watson Wrote: God is transcendant.
Love is transcendant, as it is the only emotion which can actually be experienced between two individuals, rather than singularly toward another individual.
You don't have to talk out of your ass so much, your mouth will get rusty. Before you say "love is transcendent" and "God is transcendent", please define the term. Also, what about hate? indifference? Apathy? I'm pretty sure those conceptual transcendent emotions are felt between two or more people.
(March 2, 2010 at 2:12 pm)Watson Wrote: Go ddoes not have a nature that He operates under, He operates through His nature. This is like asking you why an atheist is you. It makes no fucking sense.
What you don't seem to understand is that your omnipotent God is subject to forces through which he operates. I asked you why he has this nature as opposed to any other.
More to the point, he has the power to create something which does not operate within his nature, which is quite simply an epic ball of clusterfuckery.
Clusterfuckery is my new favourite word
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RE: Fifty Questions That Christians Can't Answer
March 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm
@ Ace- IMO you'd spend eternity with God, and whoever is there with you would just be the icing on the cake.
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