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Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?

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Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 29, 2014 at 9:33 pm
The Bible says a lot of things, but it also doesn't. This alone is enough to make any man go mad.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 1:57 pm
(November 25, 2014 at 4:01 pm)Jenny A Wrote: *goes off to put sunscreen on her pale but rather ruddy face, wishing her skin were olive.*

Try olive oil. You'll have the best of both worlds.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 1:58 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Try olive oil. You'll have the best of both worlds.

Also it tastes better than sunscreen.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 2:23 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 25, 2014 at 4:01 pm)Jenny A Wrote: *goes off to put sunscreen on her pale but rather ruddy face, wishing her skin were olive.*

Try olive oil. You'll have the best of both worlds.

Yea either that or melanoma and a nice shade of red.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 3:02 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 2:23 pm)Losty Wrote:
(November 30, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Try olive oil. You'll have the best of both worlds.

Yea either that or melanoma and a nice shade of red.

Olive oil is like the hero of portuguese food. It also is a very handy replacement for lube. A must in every household.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 3:35 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:02 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Olive oil is like the hero of portuguese food. It also is a very handy replacement for lube. A must in every household.

Rather on the expensive side when it comes to lube replacement. At least in my parts.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 3:51 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:02 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(November 30, 2014 at 2:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Yea either that or melanoma and a nice shade of red.

Olive oil is like the hero of portuguese food. It also is a very handy replacement for lube. A must in every household.

But alas no a particularly good UV blocker.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 3:52 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:51 pm)Jenny A Wrote: But alas no a particularly good UV blocker.

Might help you to roast better though.
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 4:50 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 3:35 pm)abaris Wrote:
(November 30, 2014 at 3:02 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Olive oil is like the hero of portuguese food. It also is a very handy replacement for lube. A must in every household.

Rather on the expensive side when it comes to lube replacement. At least in my parts.

Isn't that the idea?
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RE: Does the Bible mention anything swarthy people?
November 30, 2014 at 4:51 pm
(November 30, 2014 at 4:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Isn't that the idea?

But not the expensive part.
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