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Self injury
#11
RE: Self injury
my bones seem to be very durable, ive had a dog (bloodhound for those who ponder Smile) bite my face, i have been thrown off my bike head first and landed on my face, ive fallen off a bunk bed and been in a motorway car accident at 70 miles per hour, and the worst that has happened is a hole in the skin of my chin. my skeleton hasnt been so much as chipped!
Vampires will never hurt you.......Devil
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#12
RE: Self injury
It sounds like just you face has that amazing durability. Maybe you should lead with your face during a fall. Smile
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#13
RE: Self injury
oh wow, thats one thing i have to remember for if i ever get on a bike again
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#14
RE: Self injury
My eldest some broke his thumb in a skateboarding accident YESTERDAY.
Now I've got to take Thursday off work to take him to the hand clinic.

Bugger.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#15
RE: Self injury
@ Dotard: That bad accident you had sure explains a few thingsTongue

I once rolled my car and went through the windscreen. Was out for about and hour before the ambulance turned up (which I couldn't see because of the glass in my eyes). Had to get stitched up and ended up with a broken shoulder and nose.
Spinoza Wrote:God is the Asylum of Ignorance
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#16
RE: Self injury
LOL @ crave...

I had no head trauma in the accident.

You going thru the windshield I would guess.......headfirst?

Now THAT explains a thing or two. Tongue
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#17
RE: Self injury
LolBig Grin Guess I walked straight into that one...
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#18
RE: Self injury
Yes you did. If it is any condolence you do have the coolest avatar on the forums. Smile
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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#19
RE: Self injury
Aaah thx dude Smile Its not true what the others say about youBig Grin
Spinoza Wrote:God is the Asylum of Ignorance
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#20
RE: Self injury
I once fell down some stairs and cut my hand on a piece of glass. Got stitches and once it was healed I noticed it looks the scar looks like a penis.


*edited for clarification
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." Benjamin Franklin

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