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I was lost but now Im found
RE: I was lost but now Im found
An Poe is someone pretending to be what they are not.
An atheist pretending to be a fundamentalist Christian would be a poe.

Why this is fun I don't know.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Because troll.
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(December 12, 2014 at 1:46 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I have a question: does poe = sock puppet? I'm used to hearing the second term referring to a second/alt forum account created by a regular in order to humorously troll a forum, but not the first.
It's a reference to Poe's Law, which states that a parody of an extremist or fundamentalist position cannot be differentiated from the real thing.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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i saw the light last night it was so majestic and beautiful and i stared into it thinking i had seen god.
but i quickly dumped the assertion because i felt a cold breeze and i had to blink a few times as i was staring
into the fridge dazed out of my mind hungry.
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I get the same feeling when I see a bottle of Franziskaner beer
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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(December 12, 2014 at 1:46 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I have a question: does poe = sock puppet? I'm used to hearing the second term referring to a second/alt forum account created by a regular in order to humorously troll a forum, but not the first.

I'm an atheist poe. I pretend to be an atheist, but I'm a die hard Jesus lover.
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(December 12, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Elskidor Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 1:46 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I have a question: does poe = sock puppet? I'm used to hearing the second term referring to a second/alt forum account created by a regular in order to humorously troll a forum, but not the first.

I'm an atheist poe. I pretend to be an atheist, but I'm a die hard Jesus lover.

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First, welcome aboard.
We are here to help educate poor little lost sheep, such yourself. You've come to the right place!

tonyintheLight Wrote:Im a born again Christian and whilst I expect there to be some hostility towards my faith, it is our duty to spread the word of God to as many people who will listen.
Put yourself in our shoes.
There may as well be no good. Any so-called holy book is just a man made device to control the masses.
Under this position, can you imagine a reason that would lead to your "duty of spreading the word"?
Quote:Im a creationist and reject the evolutionary 'theory' as being a hoax.
One has little to do with the other...
Maybe you would stand to learn something from the pope.

Quote:Any questions you may have regarding Jesus Christ and the faith of Christianity, Id be happy to answer.
I have a question.
In your holy book, the god character is never explained properly.
Could you provide that little gap of info?
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(December 12, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I'm an atheist poe. I pretend to be an atheist, but I'm a die hard Jesus lover.

I'm a deep cover atheist poe. I'm an atheist pretending to be a xtian pretending to be an atheist. I get a lot of headaches.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(December 13, 2014 at 8:31 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 9:35 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I'm an atheist poe. I pretend to be an atheist, but I'm a die hard Jesus lover.

I'm a deep cover atheist poe. I'm an atheist pretending to be a xtian pretending to be an atheist. I get a lot of headaches.

Atheist inception?
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