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 (December 14, 2014 at 6:59 pm)Alex K Wrote: The lengths this guy goes to justify failing to learn God's language, hilarious! English, that strange French-German bastard dialect (with a bit of viking), is supposed to transport God's perfect word? Please! You heathen, everyone knows God speaks early Modern English.  (December 14, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:(December 14, 2014 at 6:59 pm)Alex K Wrote: The lengths this guy goes to justify failing to learn God's language, hilarious! English, that strange French-German bastard dialect (with a bit of viking), is supposed to transport God's perfect word? Please! I thought he spoke Arabic these days? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (December 14, 2014 at 9:50 pm)Beccs Wrote:(December 14, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: You heathen, everyone knows God speaks early Modern English. Well, they're heathens too, which is why we're bombing the ever-loving shit out of them. Well, that, and oil. It's always a lot easier to kill folks when they don't look like us, when they don't worship like us, and they have something we want. Don't believe me, ask the native Americans.  (December 14, 2014 at 10:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(December 13, 2014 at 10:19 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Gotta be a Poe. Thinking they're right and only they've thought about the "original" arguments that every one else has asked us. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
They are easily impressed by their own bullshit, Beccs.
 (December 14, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They are easily impressed by their own bullshit, Beccs. ![[Image: 493_slide.jpg?v=2]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Fphotoshop%2F4%2F9%2F3%2F493_slide.jpg%3Fv%3D2) it tastes good once you have faith they taste good.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
Code: <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"></iframe> (December 14, 2014 at 10:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(December 13, 2014 at 10:19 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Gotta be a Poe. I grew up in a very over educated town. And although I worked fast food, and other such places, I was really unprepared for the stupidity that can exist in persons who somehow manage to make a living and even raise kids. The minimum bar for survival isn't all that high. I've dealt with enough idiots professionally to know. My favorite was the escrow agent who couldn't figure out the fax-time discrepancy on a deal we were closing with a firm in Australia. That it might be signed before dated on our receiving fax machine was beyond her. Not to mention the legal aide client who thought her net worth was the total of her credit card limits. No wonder she was in bankruptcy. And that's stupidity that doesn't even involve superstition. My grandfather believed that there could be witches in the "old country" but not in the new world.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
 (December 14, 2014 at 9:48 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:(December 14, 2014 at 6:59 pm)Alex K Wrote: The lengths this guy goes to justify failing to learn God's language, hilarious! English, that strange French-German bastard dialect (with a bit of viking), is supposed to transport God's perfect word? Please! That's ye heathen
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
No, ye means "the", since the y is the runic "th" (from "thorn"). Unless you're going for a dialect-style "you" such as Scots or Cornish. Which misses the point you're trying to make regarding early modern English.
Just thought you'd like to know.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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