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Damned Christians
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#181
RE: Damned Christians
May 15, 2018 at 3:00 pm

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#182
RE: Damned Christians
May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm (This post was last modified: May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm by Kitan Etos.)
(May 15, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wow?

Who are you to deny this sign?

It's a meracle, that's what it is!!

Halle Berry!!

Praise the lard!!

That seems more like Oprah's prayer, not Halle's.
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#183
RE: Damned Christians
May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm
They're making some pretty fucking ugly angels these days.  Or is the guy just a fucking moron?
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#184
RE: Damned Christians
May 15, 2018 at 3:04 pm
(May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They're making some pretty fucking ugly angels these days.  Or is the guy just a fucking moron?

Yes.

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#185
RE: Damned Christians
May 15, 2018 at 3:07 pm
Proving the wrong God exists is going to rankle some hackles . . . .

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#186
RE: Damned Christians
May 17, 2018 at 12:47 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#187
RE: Damned Christians
May 18, 2018 at 3:05 pm
Christians made a pilot for a TV show to invigorate Christianity and bring back more sheep



Storyline: A fantasy story about a make believe atheist talking to a make believe deity to prove the existence of the invisible make believe deity. - You know the typical religious argument.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#188
RE: Damned Christians
May 18, 2018 at 3:10 pm
I bet the sheep love it.

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#189
RE: Damned Christians
May 20, 2018 at 12:00 am
Christian Broadcaster Rick Wiles says Jews are antichrist as well as Muslims and Hindus, but apparently "Antichrist himself" will be a homosexual Jew.

teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Christians
May 20, 2018 at 3:13 am
(May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They're making some pretty fucking ugly angels these days.  Or is the guy just a fucking moron?

Yeah I never knew that angels had really small heads. They're like a cartoon barbarian.
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