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To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?

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To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 18, 2014 at 10:12 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 10:49 am)Tonus Wrote: What's so bad about being a Calvinist?
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I'm more of a Hobbes
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 18, 2014 at 10:16 pm
There is only One True Faith.

At most.

I don't make this shit up. Go ask Don A. Adams.
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 18, 2014 at 10:21 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 10:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: There is only One True Faith.

At most.

I don't make this shit up. Go ask Don A. Adams.

Cool i can rule a planet since i have lived such a good life and ill be a decent god. a flood here a flood there a volcano maybe some hurricanes then tidal waves and then finally a global freeze over.
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 18, 2014 at 10:25 pm
pssst: I'm pimping goddamn Jehovah Witnesses this week
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 18, 2014 at 11:00 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 10:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: pssst: I'm pimping goddamn Jehovah Witnesses this week

cool i want in on this how much are we gonna put into it?
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 19, 2014 at 12:55 am
(December 18, 2014 at 11:00 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 10:25 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: pssst: I'm pimping goddamn Jehovah Witnesses this week

cool i want in on this how much are we gonna put into it?

I hope I don't ruin all the fun, but I think voltron already blew his wad getting into the fair, I don't think he is going to be able to ride any of the rides, or play any of the mid way games.
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 19, 2014 at 1:03 am
(December 19, 2014 at 12:55 am)Drich Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 11:00 pm)dyresand Wrote: cool i want in on this how much are we gonna put into it?

I hope I don't ruin all the fun, but I think voltron already blew his wad getting into the fair, I don't think he is going to be able to ride any of the rides, or play any of the mid way games.

that was mecha voltron god beta it wasn't going to work anyways.
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 19, 2014 at 4:00 am
I just made a new denomination. It's called the skippers. We only read every third word in the bible, the rest were put there by God to test us. It all makes much more sense this way.

This is the correct denomination, if anyone is interested. All the others are wrong.
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 19, 2014 at 5:12 am (This post was last modified: December 19, 2014 at 5:48 am by Godscreated.)
You guys quit whispering I can't read your posts.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: To The Christians...What Denomination Are You?
December 19, 2014 at 6:05 am
It's obvious when you think about it. The trinity? 3 and 1. One bible, read every third word. Only those who are true Christians and have faith know that this is the way. Satan made all the other denominations.
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