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Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
#21
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
I don't know if this is a positive thing, it's definitely not 10 things, but at least religion was an attempt at understanding the nature of existence in a time before science and before hammering out our logical faults. Can't really blame them for trying. Heck, it made sense to some of us in our life times, before we tried to make sense of them O_o I wonder if religion wasn't an inevitability.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#22
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
Things specific to, and original to Christianity?

Well, there's....

I got nothing.
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#23
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
That fig tree thing abhorrent action seems quite unique.
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#24
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
How dare a tree not bear fruit when it isn't in season.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#25
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
Poor fig tree
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#26
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
Supposedly it's also supposed to be a metaphor for Israel, but still the idea that a group of people should be able to accomplish something that they aren't ready to do is still silly.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#27
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
Hate to nitpick but the bible doesn't say the earth is a globe, sphere, or oblong spheroid. It says that it's a flat circular disk under a dome which holds out water that is above it.

I can think of one good claim though, if an animal is already dead when you find it, don't eat it.
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#28
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
I got one!

Oh wait. No. That's ridiculous too.
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#29
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
(December 20, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Chad32 Wrote: How dare a tree not bear fruit when it isn't in season.

It's a bit of a continuity gaffe, IMHO. I mean the guy can walk on water, turn water into wine, feed a multitude of people with a little bread and fish, but he can't make a tree bear fruit out of season? I mean, what kind of deity is he?

...or, is it all just allegorical? Nah, that can't be it.
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#30
RE: Challenge: Name Even 10 Beliefs in the Christian Delusion which are NOT Ridiculous
They passed the tree the next day, and it was dead, so it wasn't just an allegory or something. I'm not sure why he didn't just make the tree start sprouting figs, but it is kind of a callback to the OT god's response to things not going the way he wants it to. Instead of working on fixing the problem, he just starts killing things.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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