The One Thing the Atheist Misunderstands

[Tonus]

FSTDT are going to love this guy.

What, they were short on "lol" and "hahahahahahaha"?

[dyresand]

It hit me today i found it the evidence of god.


.dog fo ecnedive on si ereht gniddik tsuj (only a few will decipher this)

[KevinM1]

Every time I read the thread title, "is how I can just kill a man" pops into my head. Stupid Rage Against the Machine....

[A Fisherman]

The Fish vs The Christians and the Atheists

One day this little fish comes swimming up to the other fish and he says, "I have found the most wonderful thing!"
The other fish say,"Oh what is it?"
"I realized our Father is The Ocean. The Ocean is God. It is the Ocean that cares for us, feeds us, protects us, loves us."
"Where is this Ocean?" they asked.
"The Ocean is everywhere it is all around us even we are part of the Ocean."
Then the fish ask, "But where is your proof of this 'Ocean' that you claim is our God?"
The little fish says, "no you don't understand we are all in the Ocean it is our existence. Without the Ocean none of us would exist!"
The other fish start to murmur, "this little fish is nuts, i don't see any Ocean all i see is water.",
"yeah me too, he must be crazy he thinks there is some God here." "you better shut up little fish your stupid.
if you keep talking like that we are going to nail you to some coral."
The little fish says, "Guys... what I am explaining is easy to understand and in it is the keys to a wise and happy life.
When we all see the Father we will all live as one and be loving towards each other as our Father is to us."
they then say,"As he is to us?! Look at Charlie! he lost his whole family to the tuna company! And Sally only has one fin now! How does your God love us?"
The little fish says,"You misunderstand, our Father grants us all life equally, we still have to fend for ourselves."
"That's enough out of you.", the other fish say.
"If we still have to take care of ourselves then what is the point?"
The little fish says,"But the Ocean is God do you not understand? He is everywhere. He is everything. Even I and the Father are One.
Even You are all One with the Father. By worshipping the Ocean we are loving our creator."
"That's it, Blasphemy!", they cry.
"You claim to be God. You say that we are God. You say The Ocean is God yet where is your proof of this Ocean?
All we in the 'real world' see... is water and coral and fish...."
"but... don't you get it? we are all alive because of The Ocean! It is wrong to not recognize the gift of life it has given us.
If we love and respect It It will love and respect us. we all can have..."
While he was speaking they took the little fish and nailed him to some coral until he died.
He was not resurrected.

The End.



Merry Christmas

[robvalue]

Pics or didn't happen

Merry Christmas

You know, the opening poster guy could have saved about 10 pages by writing, "I'm a pantheist." With the optional extra, "You should be too."

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Seems like you just joined us fisherman, so welcome aboard! Aboard!

(Sea what I did there? Oh did it again!)

[Exian]

One day a little foot walked up to another foot and he says "I found out the most wonderful thing!"
"Oh," says the other foot, "what is it?"
"I realized that our Father is the Sock."

[A Fisherman]

yeah Exian but this guy is saying it is a lot more than the sock.
He is providing his perspective of what he actually sees.
To see the world as one instead of as seperate parts.
The 'religious' experience of being in your late teens and just for the first time realizing that you never have actually thought about the concept of living unity before.
To engage in such thought is equivalent to drug use for many.
It can be quite addictive.
and what harm does it cause to think of one another as family?
truly interconnected through an energy bigger than we are?
The loving vibe of unity and completeness as a soul with the enthusiastic outlook towards life itself.
How would a few billion people having an attitude change effect the world?
Is it really so bad to look at the world as One?
Why insist that it cannot be so?
When all it is is our individual choice of perspective?

[robvalue]

Uhm... Does something smell fishy?

[abaris]

Definetely

[robvalue]

You know what, I don't want to be one. I want to be two with the universe. Twice as much of everything. That's good, right? Right?

Quick, now!