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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
December 29, 2014 at 9:43 am
I'm pretty sure the author of Revelations was talking about Rome, which is gone, and Jesus thought the end times were going to happen within a few decades, which it didn't, and only a minority of christians even believe in the rapture anyway.
We will continue to work towards a society where equality is the most important thing, which theocracies are adamantly opposed to. We look at the middle east, and see the horrible things theocracies do. we see countries where over 90% profess christianity, and see that they're worse off than more secular countries.
Supposedly Yahweh told Noah he wouldn't flood the world again, implying he wouldn't do what he just did a second time. Yet christians believe he is going to do it. It just won't be with water, and he'll save more than eight people. Still a failure on his part, assuming he actually wants as many people to get into heaven as possible.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
December 29, 2014 at 10:36 am
The ending so i don't have to read it anymore.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
December 29, 2014 at 11:44 am
(December 29, 2014 at 9:43 am)Chad32 Wrote: I'm pretty sure the author of Revelations was talking about Rome, which is gone, and Jesus thought the end times were going to happen within a few decades, which it didn't, and only a minority of christians even believe in the rapture anyway.
Ssshhh! *Whispers* You're not supposed to point out that the ravings in Revelation are code for then-contemporary events, or that their God-man had feet of clay, or that the rapture is a goofy 19th Century interpretation. It might get them thinking about all the rest of the Bible that is wrong or that they got wrong. Don't ruffle their feelings unless you are prepared for a shit storm of transparently dishonest apologetics. Treat them very gently, poor things! They have a hell of a time squaring those circles.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
December 29, 2014 at 12:17 pm
My favorite violent part? I don't remember the names, I read it in Latin. There was a Jewish princess, and her tribe was conquered by a tribe of barbarians. They slaughtered all the men and the leader claimed her as a prize. He goes off to feast, drink, and get drunk while she is upstairs in his bedroom waiting and praying to god. When he comes up to his bedchamber she takes his sword and stabs him with it. Why do I love that story? The word they use to describe the stabbing in Latin has a sexual connotation. The word actually translates closer to "penetrate" than to "stab."
I was doing the research for a paper on the early Christian church. I decided to use some creative translation and avoid the sexual connotations in the language. it was a fun time.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
December 29, 2014 at 12:28 pm
Well all kidding aside exodus.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
December 30, 2014 at 5:10 pm
(December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am)Drich Wrote: I like the book of revelation. Why? Because it's something we all get to look forward to. Meaning the harder you all work at being atheist the faster the cup of man's iniquity gets filled triggering the end time events. Who know maybe most of us/you will get to see what it was john was trying to describe. We've Got to remember that revelation was not written as a book of prophesy, but as a historical account of what John saw and his best efforts to describe it. I wouldn't mind a hit from whatever John was smoking, that stuff must have been pretty potent. Definitely wasn't weed, though, because man his visions were crazy!
As for violent parts of the Bible, I nominate Numbers 25:6-13...
Quote:Then an Israelite man brought into the camp a Midianite woman right before the eyes of Moses and the whole assembly of Israel while they were weeping at the entrance to the tent of meeting. When Phinehas son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron, the priest, saw this, he left the assembly, took a spear in his hand and followed the Israelite into the tent. He drove the spear into both of them, right through the Israelite man and into the woman’s stomach. Then the plague against the Israelites was stopped; but those who died in the plague numbered 24,000.
The Lord said to Moses, “Phinehas son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron, the priest, has turned my anger away from the Israelites. Since he was as zealous for my honor among them as I am, I did not put an end to them in my zeal. Therefore tell him I am making my covenant of peace with him. He and his descendants will have a covenant of a lasting priesthood, because he was zealous for the honor of his God and made atonement for the Israelites.”
Kid grabs a spear and drives it right through two people and god is like "THAT'S MAH BOY" and ironically makes a PEACE covenant with him. And heaven reverberated with the sound of many lulz.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
January 1, 2015 at 1:54 pm
(December 30, 2014 at 5:10 pm)Tonus Wrote: (December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am)Drich Wrote: I like the book of revelation. Why? Because it's something we all get to look forward to. Meaning the harder you all work at being atheist the faster the cup of man's iniquity gets filled triggering the end time events. Who know maybe most of us/you will get to see what it was john was trying to describe. We've Got to remember that revelation was not written as a book of prophesy, but as a historical account of what John saw and his best efforts to describe it. I wouldn't mind a hit from whatever John was smoking, that stuff must have been pretty potent. Definitely wasn't weed, though, because man his visions were crazy!
As for violent parts of the Bible, I nominate Numbers 25:6-13...
Quote:Then an Israelite man brought into the camp a Midianite woman right before the eyes of Moses and the whole assembly of Israel while they were weeping at the entrance to the tent of meeting. When Phinehas son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron, the priest, saw this, he left the assembly, took a spear in his hand and followed the Israelite into the tent. He drove the spear into both of them, right through the Israelite man and into the woman’s stomach. Then the plague against the Israelites was stopped; but those who died in the plague numbered 24,000.
The Lord said to Moses, “Phinehas son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron, the priest, has turned my anger away from the Israelites. Since he was as zealous for my honor among them as I am, I did not put an end to them in my zeal. Therefore tell him I am making my covenant of peace with him. He and his descendants will have a covenant of a lasting priesthood, because he was zealous for the honor of his God and made atonement for the Israelites.”
Kid grabs a spear and drives it right through two people and god is like "THAT'S MAH BOY" and ironically makes a PEACE covenant with him. And heaven reverberated with the sound of many lulz.
Considering that there are verses in the bible that state that a Hebrew could take a female prisoner of war as his bride, it is possible that the Midanite woman was a captive and possible rape victim when she died.
2 Samuel Chapter 6
Quote:6But when they came to the threshing floor of Nacon, Uzzah reached out toward the ark of God and took hold of it, for the oxen nearly upset it. 7And the anger of the LORD burned against Uzzah, and God struck him down there for his irreverence; and he died there by the ark of God.
The ark is going to fall and some poor schmuck reaches out his hand to save it. God gets pissed and kills the man.
Quote:19He struck down some of the men of Beth-shemesh because they had looked into the ark of the LORD. He struck down of all the people, 50,070 men, and the people mourned because the LORD had struck the people with a great slaughter.
The above verses are also from 2 Samuel Chapter 6. I read somewhere that the verse should read only seventy men were killed. Seventy is still a huge number of people to kill for looking in a freaking box.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
January 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm
Quote:Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.
Imagine 2 bears tearing up 42 annoying pestering delinquents.
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
January 1, 2015 at 2:05 pm
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(January 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Quote:Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.
Imagine 2 bears tearing up 42 annoying pestering delinquents.
So touching or looking into a box...death. Being born into the wrong tribe...death. Having sex with the wrong woman...death. Calling the wrong man baldy...death
Raping captives, wiping out entire villages, driving spears into an unwary couple...all activities that god approves
No wonder religious people think it is blasphemous to judge their god. He is a sadistic, selfish ass
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
January 1, 2015 at 2:08 pm
He's the most kill crazy god of love I've ever heard of.
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