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Dear Religion
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#11
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 3:35 pm
Dear religion,

Stop. Just stop. You're useless and outdated.


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RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 3:35 pm
My wife tells me the same thing Sad
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#13
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 4:43 pm
Dear Science,

You've become misguided, you claim to understand the universe, you claim you know things exist in the universe and you've never seen them, a criteria you seem to need, you would be surprised at what you can't see and what you think you know. So get it right or stop assuming you are smarter than the I Am.

GOD
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#14
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 4:49 pm
Hey, dickhead. You believe silly shit that you've never seen....like your dead jewboy coming back to life.

When you can produce actual evidence give us a shout. Meanwhile, go join drippy on the short bus of life.
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#15
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 4:55 pm
Dear Mr RELIGION,

Congratulations! You have been specially chosen out of literally thousands to be the One True Faith. Just think how much respect your friends will give you, Mr RELIGION, for being the one and only channel for the will of the Almighty Creator of Everything!

All you need to do to claim this fabulous, once in a lifetime prize is to send us a hundred million foreskins in the insulated envelope provided, together with the equivalent number of reasoning and morality centres of the human brain.

IT REALLY IS THAT SIMPLE!!!!!!

You are perfectly free to cancel this offer at any time in the first six months, but it won't make any difference.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 5:10 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 5:10 pm by Faith No More.)
(January 12, 2015 at 4:43 pm)Godschild Wrote: Dear Science,

You've become misguided, you claim to understand the universe, you claim you know things exist in the universe and you've never seen them, a criteria you seem to need, you would be surprised at what you can't see and what you think you know. So get it right or stop assuming you are smarter than the I Am.

GOD

Dear God,

All I need to belive in you is for you to show me just one competent believer. My standards aren't high. One without his head up his ass would be nice, though.

Yours truly,
Atheist
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#17
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 5:11 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 5:11 pm by Strider.)
Dear Religion,

I just wanted to give you a big hearty thanks for all of your contributions to the world! There's AIDS in Africa, past slavery, discrimination against the LBGT community, terror attacks, countless wars, sexually abused and traumatized children, and billions of people who squander their precious lives thinking there is something after this one. I would list all the others, but I really need to go prepare a meal for my wife now as she is my sole refuge from your followers, who surround me and make my life a living hell on a daily basis. Thanks bunches!

Yours Truly,

Me
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#18
RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 6:01 pm
Dear Christianity, Go away just go away

P.S. i hate you and all you stand for.

Hateful regards, Dyre
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RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 6:15 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Dear Religion
January 12, 2015 at 7:13 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm)Drich Wrote: If a child did this in school for any length of time, he would be assigned to the 'short bus' before he became a danger to himself or his class mates. So good job 'Science!'

Only in a Texan school.
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