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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 4:36 pm
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(January 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm)alpha male Wrote: Dear Science,
Congratulations on finding a few of the planets I created. I wish you'd spend all your time on that, rather than inventing more efficient means of killing people.
Sincerely,
Religion
Dear religion,
Today we made progress on our understanding of the diffuse interstellar bands in our galaxy, you, on the other hand saw fit to use our common technology to execute another 15 human beings because they disagree on which ancient myth to believe in.
Always, Science
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 4:27 pm)alpha male Wrote: (January 16, 2015 at 4:18 pm)dyresand Wrote: Dear Religion,
Your a lie created by man Dear man,
So quit blaming me and start blaming yourself.
Religion
Dear religion,
Whats up with forcing guilt onto others?
When i have done nothing wrong
Sincerely science.
p.s. i am blocking your mail.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 5:01 pm
Dear religion
Wearing a stupid hat is not enough to establish a hardline to God. Also, try reading a second book sometime. You'll be amazed.
Yours from reality
Science
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 5:12 pm
Dear religion:
I have figured out your first causal theory...I have found the creator of god...
1) An un-evidenced, unverifiable God possesses certain presupposed attributes as found in religious propaganda, folklore and literature
2) It is impossible for any presupposed un-evidenced entity to attain any verifiable attributes without the intervention of a creative entity
3) Overwhelming evidence indicates that humans create and compose propaganda, folklore and literature having to do with all gods.
Therefore a creative entity superior to all presupposed gods exists, and that entity is man.
Now move on with your lives.
You, not a mythical god, are the author of your book of life, make it one worth reading..and living.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 5:13 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm)Drich Wrote: Only 'science' can take credit for observing what has always been, then act like it has created something new.
If a child did this in school for any length of time, he would be assigned to the 'short bus' before he became a danger to himself or his class mates. So good job 'Science!'
Yeah, as if it didn't take any no new discoveries, technical advances, the millions of man hours of research, the joint efforts of many different sciences, and 100's of years of building on the discoveries of those that came before to discover the existence of 1900 extrasolar planets.
"Those extrasolar planets were there all the time. 'Science' you did nothing to discover them. All you had to do is look up"
Wow Dritch! Just wow...
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 5:23 pm
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(January 16, 2015 at 4:14 pm)alpha male Wrote: Dear Science,
Congratulations on finding a few of the planets I created. I wish you'd spend all your time on that, rather than inventing more efficient means of killing people.
Sincerely,
Religion
Dear Religion,
You can't create planets.
Sincerely,
Science
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 5:25 pm
Dear religion,
You had a nice run.
But you've definitely overstayed your welcome. You might have been necessary at one time, but your time has come to an end.
Your bags are packed (not much to pack, actually. Myths and lies don't take a lot of space) and by the door.
Don't let the door hit you as you leave.
Sincerely,
Reality.
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Dear Religion
January 16, 2015 at 5:29 pm
Dear religion stop how dare you pervert the minds I gave you just to inflate your own relevance stop you're not too important for a good old fashioned smiting you know stop no seriously just stop signed God
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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