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Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 4:35 pm
Unconditional love and all they really want is food, water, attention Big Grin
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(January 13, 2015 at 1:36 pm)abaris Wrote:
(January 13, 2015 at 11:49 am)Napoléon Wrote: In defense of god, he doesn't ever take a whopping shit on your carpet.

But he takes a whopping shit in too many minds. That's worse than the carpet.

And it is easier to clean up a carpet than a mind.
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 4:57 pm
Dogs are like gods, in that a believer will hold them to the same level of responsibility for their actions.
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 5:32 pm (This post was last modified: January 13, 2015 at 5:35 pm by Fendon.)
I don't know... My cat's an asshole. Not a "If you don't believe in me you're totally going to hell" type of asshole, but a "feed me, fuckface!" type of asshole. Still an asshole, though.
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 5:41 pm
I have never been sitting there, bummed out, depressed, and had a deity come up to me and snuggle its little furry face into my arm or jump on my lap and purr
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 7:13 pm
(January 13, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Fendon Wrote: I don't know... My cat's an asshole. Not a "If you don't believe in me you're totally going to hell" type of asshole, but a "feed me, fuckface!" type of asshole. Still an asshole, though.

Just feed him.

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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 7:28 pm
(January 13, 2015 at 7:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 13, 2015 at 5:32 pm)Fendon Wrote: I don't know... My cat's an asshole. Not a "If you don't believe in me you're totally going to hell" type of asshole, but a "feed me, fuckface!" type of asshole. Still an asshole, though.

Just feed him.

Who are you to question god?

I choose to ignore him because I want to sin and be a rebel. Isn't that what every Atheist does?
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm
(January 13, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Fendon Wrote:
(January 13, 2015 at 7:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just feed him.

Who are you to question god?

I choose to ignore him because I want to sin and be a rebel. Isn't that what every Atheist does?

Give your cat some attention.
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 13, 2015 at 10:16 pm
(January 13, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Fendon Wrote:
(January 13, 2015 at 7:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just feed him.

Who are you to question god?

I choose to ignore him because I want to sin and be a rebel. Isn't that what every Atheist does?

Not if they have a fucking cat they don't.
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RE: Why pets (dogs/cats) are better than religion
January 14, 2015 at 3:55 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2015 at 3:55 am by robvalue.)
I think the bond between a human and an animal is a beautiful thing. Everything is through actions not words. I can love an animal unconditionally, something I could never offer to any human. And they can love me unconditionally. It makes me feel so special every time my dog greets me, even if I've only been to the toilet I get a royal parade Smile

Animals are one of the things that keep me going in life. You can keep your stinking gods.
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