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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 10:53 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 3:45 pm)Chad32 Wrote: The seashells on mountaintop "proof" boggles my mind. You're supposed to learn how mountains form in middle school, at the latest, aren't you? Mountains rise. sometimes they rise from beneath the ocean. Hence fossils of sea creatures in very high places.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 10:55 pm
Er, no. Why; do you?
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 10:57 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 10:53 pm)Drich Wrote: You don't see a problem here?!?! I will spell it out so that you can look it up.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 11:15 pm
(January 15, 2015 at 8:35 am)Drich Wrote: The atheist response so far:
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The atheist is the one on the left.
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Are the fossils found on the top of a polygenic stratovolcano consistant with the Eocene period? (50 million years ago? Because don't look now but that was the last time the top of mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean) or are they more consistant current sea life?
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 11:40 pm
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(January 15, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Drich Wrote: Are the fossils found on the top of a polygenic stratovolcano consistant with the Eocene period? (50 million years ago? Because don't look now but that was the last time the top of mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean) or are they more consistant current sea life?
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And if science doesn't currently have an answer, that's evidence for god!
All things concerning ignorance are evidence for god!
Do you have any positive evidence for your claim, or is all you have the same negative shit that I've rebutted back on page fucking three?
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm
How old is the earth again, Drich?
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 16, 2015 at 12:01 am
(January 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: How old is the earth again, Drich?
Just remember, if he can show we don't know, then the answer must be god!
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 16, 2015 at 12:06 am
Well, he just told us that Mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean 50 million years ago, so I was just wondering...
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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 16, 2015 at 12:22 am
(January 16, 2015 at 12:06 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Well, he just told us that Mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean 50 million years ago, so I was just wondering...
I think he has trouble keeping his own story straight, honestly. If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.
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