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Islamic Jokes
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RE: Islamic Jokes
January 23, 2015 at 11:51 am
(This post was last modified: January 23, 2015 at 11:52 am by Davka.)
Q: What do you call a white Cadillac full of white kids?
A: White power. Q: What do you call a black Cadillac full of black kids? A: Black power. Q: What do you call a brown Cadillac full of Pakistani kids? A: Grand Theft Auto.
What do you call a Muslim radical who walks into a room full of dead innocent women and children?
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Critically, the London bombing scored better than the WTC attack. That only got 9/11; ours was 7/7.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Quote:A Muslim dies and finds himself in front of St Peter at the gates of heaven.
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
"Your name please?" Abdul Aziz “Sex?” Six times a week! “No, no, I mean male or female.” Doesn’t matters, sometimes even goat or camel. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A Muslim cleric approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?" The little girl turns to him and says, "My mommy and daddy were in their car - and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there." The imam slowly looks around him, lifts his robe and while unraveling his loincloth says, "It's just not your day, is it?" Quote:8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
Dammit, I can't think of anything funny right now. So I'll just say Allah is a dickwipe.
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