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Religion Ruining Sex
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 2:34 pm
I am unaware of any scripture specifically forbidding the use of a strap-on.


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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 2:39 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2015 at 2:59 pm by Jackalope.)
(February 2, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Godschild Wrote: @ AFTT47 & Cthulhu Dreaming, see you two do not understand how to love your partner.

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How about you ask her yourself, she's an active member here.

Or you can go pound sand, you judgmental fuckhead.
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#13
RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(February 2, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Godschild Wrote: @ AFTT47 & Cthulhu Dreaming, see you two do not understand how to love your partner.

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Hey, leave that anti-bdsm bigotry at the door: just because someone else's relationship doesn't exactly match yours, doesn't mean it isn't loving. Stop just assuming what you like is the only way to do things, and examine what you're talking about rather than glibly dismissing it; I don't think I've ever seen stronger relationships than I have among people who tie, spank, and all manner of other things, with each other.
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm
(February 2, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Godschild Wrote: @ AFTT47 & Cthulhu Dreaming, see you two do not understand how to love your partner.

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I think our partners would best be the judge of that.
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 3:28 pm
I have read The Song of Solomon.

It doesn't rev me up. And that's coming from someone who gets horny because of the smell of spring and growing things and much poetry in general.

The Bible is a terrible book. There is only one section from it that is worth a good goddamn, and it has nothing to do with sex or divinity.
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 3:32 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2015 at 3:38 pm by Kitty Galore.)
Ummm. Yeah. Cthulhu and I have been together a long time. I have never experienced the love that we share. There is nothing I would do to change it. He fills my needs and desires. Loves me, respects me, accepts me, and is the most caring and compassionate man I have ever known.

Any questions?
Actually I WELCOME questions. Please tell me how you know what you claim. Who are you to make that claim?
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm
Quote:No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since, by Jewish law, a wife is fully entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice.

They go home and hire, the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, 'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!'
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Jesus fucking Christ Min, I just about had an asthma attack.
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm
(February 2, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Godschild Wrote: @ AFTT47 & Cthulhu Dreaming, see you two do not understand how to love your partner.

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Dickhead.
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RE: Religion Ruining Sex
February 2, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(February 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Jesus fucking Christ Min, I just about had an asthma attack.

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