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Say it aint so Jon.
#11
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
Doesn't hurt that she's hot as hell.

Just watched his announcement. Very Stewartesque. A little emotional, heavy on the humor.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#12
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
Same here. His childlike fighting off the tears was touching.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#13
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
Quote: Jon Stewart really redefined the "fake news" genre.

Sadly, he didn't do "fake news." He did real news talked about by phony politicians.
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#14
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
Chris Hardwick:
"How do you fill those shoes? I know somebody who does fake news..."

(It went something like that)
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#15
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
(February 11, 2015 at 1:18 am)Exian Wrote: Chris Hardwick:
"How do you fill those shoes? I know somebody who does fake news..."

(It went something like that)

Yea but I bet unlike Fox Brian will come back and will have learned his lesson. Everyone at fox does it, knows it and does not care about lying.
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#16
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
Speaking of Jon Stewart and Brian Williams, did anyone see the bit Stewart did on the media's coferage of the Williams fiasco? Hilarious.

This is a bit sad, but I could see it coming for awhile. It's been a long time, and I just kind of got the feeling that is heart wasn't quite into it anymore. It was probably a hard decision to give up that 25 million a year, though.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#17
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
People need to be able to move on and change.

Also, I imagine the US doesn't make the news get any easier to 'report' on.
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#18
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
I'm distraught.

Those Fox Fucks don't deserve a break like this.
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#19
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
(February 11, 2015 at 12:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm distraught.

Those Fox Fucks don't deserve a break like this.

Brian owned up to it. Fox keeps their liars on staff and gives them bonuses for lying.
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#20
RE: Say it aint so Jon.
(February 11, 2015 at 12:42 am)Exian Wrote: Doesn't hurt that she's hot as hell.

Just watched his announcement. Very Stewartesque. A little emotional, heavy on the humor.

She is beautiful and funny. I would love if she took over Stewart's job.
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