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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 7:52 am
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 7:55 am
Lets not single out Christianity. Conservatives exist certainly in Islam, but also in Hindu and Sikh and even Buddhism. Women's rights in our species evolution really is new comparatively speaking. Humans failure to understand evolution in that both sexes are required, and that it is not nature vs nurture or brains vs brawn, but all are factors.

Religion's sexism exists in all. There has never been a female Dali Lama or female Pope.

Even in the polytheism of antiquity, it was quite common for the wining side of a war to take girls/women as bounties to be use as slaves and or rewards.
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 8:21 am
So HE is the guy who has a direct line to God and has visions of hell? Funny, he doesn't look half-Korean.

Anyway, he didn't mention "snake style", so I guess I'm ok.
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 8:34 am
(February 19, 2015 at 8:21 am)Strongbad Wrote: So HE is the guy who has a direct line to God and has visions of hell? Funny, he doesn't look half-Korean.

Anyway, he didn't mention "snake style", so I guess I'm ok.

After getting my fingers burnt with goat style, I'm not googling that one!
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 9:18 am
Hey jacob... chicken sex!
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 9:27 am
(February 19, 2015 at 9:18 am)pocaracas Wrote: Hey jacob... chicken sex!
And that boys and girls is how we get easter eggs.


Yep. Never done that. Angel Cloud

Seriously, after extensive research, I don't think "chicken style" is even a thing. He's making that shit up.
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 9:35 am
What is "chicken style"?

Well, that's the difference between erotic and kinky.... using a feather can be erotic, using the whole chicken is kinky Cool Shades
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 9:42 am
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 9:51 am (This post was last modified: February 19, 2015 at 9:52 am by Jacob(smooth).)
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!
February 19, 2015 at 11:19 am
(February 19, 2015 at 6:52 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: What is "chicken style"? I've not heard of that one. I wouldn't want to do it by accident.

But you do know cow style?!? Enlighten me...
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