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Why would God do this to me when it would help him
#41
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 6:25 am)TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT Wrote: <Snip>

It sounds like I'm overexaggerating but I feel like if this sort of thing - deliberately sabotaging my life by throwing in needless stumbling blocks - serves no purpose. In fact it's cruel. I think fate is dark.

This all sounds faintly fancy-drinkish....but with more pathos.
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#42
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 1:10 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: This all sounds faintly fancy-drinkish....but with more pathos.

I was thinking this very thing. Nuanced fancy drink.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#43
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 9:29 am)professor Wrote: Why not blame the devil?
He is always hanging around somewhere.

Don't get me started on that creep. Last night I found him in the shower with a bottle of lotion and a Harry Potter book.
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#44
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 1:22 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I was thinking this very thing. Nuanced fancy drink.

The characters have morphed a bit. "Mom" is now "God". The drink/crab toast/whatever are now TV shows.

But with less of a juvenile whiny tone and more of an adult whiny tone. The older sister has the helm?

BTW, OP, AFAIK, torrents are pretty dangerous from a legal standpoint, at least in the US. Usenet/nzbds is much safer as it is not illegal to download content, but it is definitely illegal to upload it, which is what every torrent is doing, like it or not.

Sure, the chance of getting busted is low, but don't think for a minute, records aren't being kept of every IP uploading content. Know the IP and time/date, know the household.
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#45
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#46
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
If there was a God, I can't help but think those constantly bugging the almighty for stupid inconsequential bullshit are the same people found at the top of the impending accidents list.
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#47
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 6:25 am)TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT Wrote:


If I may ask who gave you those ideas about God. I'm not saying He's not doing that, I can't know at this point and probably never. I'm just curious as to why you would blame God for problems that come up in electronics all the time.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#48
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
Is it just me or GC didn't get it? Angel
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#49
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Godschild Wrote: If I may ask who gave you those ideas about God. I'm not saying He's not doing that, I can't know at this point and probably never. I'm just curious as to why you would blame God for problems that come up in electronics all the time.

GC

Because God/Jesus/Ghost is just the sort of fuckface who would screw around with somebody's USB ports to mess up their sex life. He gets off on it. For example:

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#50
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 1:08 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(February 20, 2015 at 11:42 am)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, yeah? Well, I was using punch cards in the womb.

You've got me beat there, old timer.

Punch cards? We would have killed for punch cards.

To get the computer to boot, we had to load 20 pages of octal boot code into the processor by flipping switches on the front panel before running the OS load paper tape.

Kids today!

Pah we had to align large welsh stones with the moon at the winter solstice just so we could work out when winter ended.

Kids today.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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