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Christians: how do you sleep at night?
RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
Thanks Abaris. I still work at it.

Stimbo, you should know better. Nobody in Heaven has less than a perfect mind, and all the poo is left here- where it belongs.

There is a term in English- it is "Childlike" and the definition is quite nice.
I guess, here, it has to be spelled out precisely, or stuff bounces off.
Silly me.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
(March 21, 2015 at 3:17 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 21, 2015 at 10:49 am)professor Wrote: Whateverist, you remind be of the necessity of becoming like a child to enter the Kingdom.

So heaven is full of drooling, gurgling idiots sitting in a pile of their own filth?

Also known as the Alzheimer's Unit where "angels" wait on those present...
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
(March 20, 2015 at 10:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 20, 2015 at 9:22 pm)daver49 Wrote: Now it's happened two times in a row!! Spooky.

I know, right?
The truth is neither of us knows for sure, you guess it's B.S., I believe it's true.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
I guess what is BS?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?



I recall a counselor at a church camp who made a very similar statement. Tell me though. What do I mean when instead I say "for fucks sake"?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Christians: how do you sleep at night?
(March 21, 2015 at 9:00 pm)strawdawg Wrote:
(March 20, 2015 at 10:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I know, right?
The truth is neither of us knows for sure, you guess it's B.S., I believe it's true.

"Truth" sounds so much better than "B.S."
But "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." ---Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act II Scene II
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