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Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories

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Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
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Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 4:30 pm
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 4:36 pm
Quote: It is very important that we do not give our children conflicting (conflicting with the Bible) books to read; this causes confusion in their minds. We must protect the minds of our children by only giving them books with truth, truths that line up with the Bible on every level, and this includes avoiding talking animals.

I think I see the problem.

Oh no! They might discover different points of view and come to question what other people tell them! We must protect their precious little brains from actually being used!
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 4:52 pm
(February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking

Not only that but there are some talking snakes and asses who read the Bible. They're usually known respectively as priests/ministers and congregations.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 4:53 pm
(February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking
Sure, but then there's this:

Ezekial 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 5:08 pm
(February 27, 2015 at 4:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, isn't there a talking snake and donkey in the bible? Thinking

Yep.
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Talking animals? Talk about an abomination.

Next thing we know, these kids' stories will have women with jobs and pants. GOD FORBID
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 5:17 pm
(February 27, 2015 at 4:53 pm)Cato Wrote: Ezekial 23:20 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

I wonder how you write "She was a fucking handful!" in Hebrew.
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February 27, 2015 at 5:30 pm
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RE: Oh NOES! Talking Animals In Fantasy Stories
February 27, 2015 at 5:32 pm
Quote:The little bunny does not even mention God.


BUWN THE WABBIT
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