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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 6, 2015 at 6:10 pm
(March 6, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: If the Devil is intent on inflicting pain and has a hand in restaurant/fast food experiences, I have to assume he gets kick-backs from Burger King. That Whopper Meal I inhaled en route to a ship I had to board is going to plague me for hours to come. Next time, I'll save a few bucks and just eat Crisco from the can.

He isn't such a bad guy every theist makes him out to be. He can flame broil a good whopper.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 6, 2015 at 10:40 pm
(March 6, 2015 at 6:10 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(March 6, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: If the Devil is intent on inflicting pain and has a hand in restaurant/fast food experiences, I have to assume he gets kick-backs from Burger King. That Whopper Meal I inhaled en route to a ship I had to board is going to plague me for hours to come. Next time, I'll save a few bucks and just eat Crisco from the can.

He isn't such a bad guy every theist makes him out to be. He can flame broil a good whopper.

He may broil a good Whopper (he might also be a man of wealth and taste), but I'm going to take a damn exorcist with me the next time I lose my mind and decide to go to BK. I used to have a cast-iron stomach but no more. I'm too old for this shit.

I miss In-and-Out Burger.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 7, 2015 at 10:45 am
(March 4, 2015 at 7:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: This is when you know you're having a bad day.


http://apnews.excite.com/article/2015030...a67c5.html

Quote:TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — A New Jersey appellate court says a man cannot seek damages for burns he suffered while bowing his head in prayer over a sizzling steak fajita skillet at a restaurant.


Shithead.

I once burnt my mouth on a Mcdonalds apple pie. the outside was coolish but the inside was at a temperature normally associated with the hearts of stars.

Can I sue?



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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 7, 2015 at 2:24 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 10:45 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Can I sue?

No pretty much that is apple flavored lava pockets and it says on the box caution hot so no.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 7, 2015 at 2:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 2:32 pm by robvalue.)
But I made a new religion where I have to dunk my nob in everything before I eat it. And there's no specific "no nob in food" sign, so pony up.
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March 7, 2015 at 3:15 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 3:16 pm by IATIA.)
(March 7, 2015 at 2:24 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(March 7, 2015 at 10:45 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Can I sue?
No pretty much that is apple flavored lava pockets and it says on the box caution hot so no.
So did the coffee.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 7, 2015 at 6:22 pm
That's a weird religion Rob. I'm intrigued. Nob in everything....lattes, oatmeal, pasta?

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March 7, 2015 at 7:56 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 2:32 pm)robvalue Wrote: But I made a new religion where I have to dunk my nob in everything before I eat it. And there's no specific "no nob in food" sign, so pony up.

There would be a riot in buffets where you would go. ROFLOL

Not the chocolate pudding ROFLOL
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 7, 2015 at 8:00 pm
He could bring his own cream.
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March 7, 2015 at 8:56 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 8:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: He could bring his own cream.

ROFLOL
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