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RE: Stupidest religious "true story" you've ever heard?...
March 26, 2015 at 5:40 am
"There is a god."

I think that's the stupidest one I've ever heard.
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
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March 26, 2015 at 8:23 am


Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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March 26, 2015 at 8:58 am
Whaaaaaat? Born without a brain? Was that a real clip?
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March 26, 2015 at 8:59 am
(March 26, 2015 at 8:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Whaaaaaat? Born without a brain? Was that a real clip?

I think they were just projecting... and that their issue has not been resolved.
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March 26, 2015 at 7:56 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 8:10 pm by Mr Greene.)
(March 26, 2015 at 8:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Whaaaaaat? Born without a brain? Was that a real clip?
Welcome to the world according to Benny Hinn...





of course a little SFX gives us this...



Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
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March 26, 2015 at 7:57 pm
I think it's called The Bible...
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March 26, 2015 at 8:25 pm
(March 26, 2015 at 8:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Whaaaaaat? Born without a brain? Was that a real clip?

Christers. Does it really surprise you when you find out one is brainless?!?
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RE: Stupidest religious "true story" you've ever heard?...
March 29, 2015 at 10:31 am
(March 26, 2015 at 8:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Whaaaaaat? Born without a brain? Was that a real clip?

While being born without a brain is impossible, it's quite possible to grow a brain and it's happening with increasing frequency. The great number of atheists who deconvert(ed) from theism prove that.
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