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coolfunkDJ · April 3, 2015 at 11:32 am

So when I say forcing I mean they think I want to go, I havent told them about my athiesm as I don't want to face the consequences
With that out of the way I am going to a christian convention on Monday! The time where I have to take a break from my exams Im getting preached about how fucking amazing JC is!

So how do I keep sane? What should I do to keep my ass out of a mental asylum!

Thank you Big Grin

Norman Humann · April 3, 2015 at 11:33 am

Is there any way you could convince your parents you don't want to go without revealing you're an atheist? Have you tried talking them out of it?

coolfunkDJ · April 3, 2015 at 11:35 am

(April 3, 2015 at 11:33 am)Norman Humann Wrote: Is there any way you could convince your parents you don't want to go without revealing you're an atheist? Have you tried talking them out of it?

Oh trust me thats not an option! Plus Id have to go to my christian nans anyway who is even more radical, because my parents are so clingy they don't want to leave me at home despite being of a legal age

Norman Humann · April 3, 2015 at 11:37 am

Huh. Well, can you explain more about this convention? How long will it last and what would it look like?

Anomalocaris · April 3, 2015 at 11:37 am

How old are you?

**KevinM1** · April 3, 2015 at 11:39 am

What kind of Christianity are we talking about? The kind with men in dresses and funny hats? Or the megachurch variety? Do you think you could speak in tongues while convulsing, then stop, look around, and declare "Psych!"?

coolfunkDJ · (This post was last modified: April 3, 2015 at 11:42 am by coolfunkDJ.)

(April 3, 2015 at 11:37 am)Norman Humann Wrote: Huh. Well, can you explain more about this convention? How long will it last and what would it look like?

http://www.springharvest.org/

(April 3, 2015 at 11:37 am)Chuck Wrote: How old are you?

Why does that matter? 16...

**Minimalist** · April 3, 2015 at 11:42 am

Sounds incredibly sucky.

Bring your books and study for your exams. Beats the fuck out of jesus.

coolfunkDJ · (This post was last modified: April 3, 2015 at 11:43 am by coolfunkDJ.)

(April 3, 2015 at 11:39 am)KevinM1 Wrote: What kind of Christianity are we talking about? The kind with men in dresses and funny hats? Or the megachurch variety? Do you think you could speak in tongues while convulsing, then stop, look around, and declare "Psych!"?

Megachurch

(April 3, 2015 at 11:42 am)Minimalist Wrote: Sounds incredibly sucky.

Bring your books and study for your exams. Beats the fuck out of jesus.

I was going to though, ill still have to go to the three meetings throughout the day Undecided

**Minimalist** · April 3, 2015 at 11:45 am

Unless you get a headache or something.

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