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My baby's momma found Jesus...
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 12:13 am
Touché!!
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am
I'm surprised none of our resident holy rollers haven't come in to shit on this thread.

They're becoming real slackers.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am
(April 11, 2015 at 8:14 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 11, 2015 at 8:10 pm)robvalue Wrote: Here's some fun facts for your kid Big Grin

1. Religions are arbitrary.
2. Anyone can make up any religion any time they want, and it's as valid as any other.
3. Religions generally only make unfalsifiable claims, which are useless. Whenever they make testable claims, they are shown to be false.
4. Yo mamma crazee.

I believe the correct vernacular is "cray cray."

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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 12:31 am
(April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am)whateverist Wrote:
(April 11, 2015 at 8:14 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I believe the correct vernacular is "cray cray."

That's a nice surprise.  Steel has joined the mod squad.

I have?!? Is that why my name is green?[emoji14]
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 1:09 am
(April 12, 2015 at 12:31 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 12, 2015 at 12:28 am)whateverist Wrote: That's a nice surprise.  Steel has joined the mod squad.

I have?!? Is that why my name is green?[emoji14]

That's gangrene.
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 10:40 am
Does that mean I should cut it off?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 12, 2015 at 9:18 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2015 at 10:03 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(April 11, 2015 at 3:07 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Just because she got religious after the breakup doesn't mean they should compromise with this. If she wants to be religious, she's going to have to defend her beliefs before she's given permission to start bringing up a young child in it.

... and she must at that point accept that Dad has every right to speak his own mind on the matter.
(April 11, 2015 at 8:14 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 11, 2015 at 8:10 pm)robvalue Wrote: Here's some fun facts for your kid Big Grin

1. Religions are arbitrary.
2. Anyone can make up any religion any time they want, and it's as valid as any other.
3. Religions generally only make unfalsifiable claims, which are useless. Whenever they make testable claims, they are shown to be false.
4. Yo mamma crazee.

I believe the correct vernacular is "cray cray."

Unless you're down here ... then she's "crazier than a pissed-off polecat."

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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 13, 2015 at 10:31 pm
Youch this is a tough one man, good luck! Hopefully it works out well :-)
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 14, 2015 at 5:23 pm
If you know how to read the bible, you either A) die on the inside for humankind B) laugh about kangaroos on the ark and such.
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RE: My baby's momma found Jesus...
April 14, 2015 at 5:29 pm
May I just add that the thread title makes for perfect blues lyrics?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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