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I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
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I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
Apparently ol George has been shot in a road rage incident.

Quote:An employee at a nearby business, Kenneth Cornell, said he was exiting his car after lunch when a man drove up and started yelling about the shooting.

The man shouted to Cornell: "I shot George Zimmerman, call 911. I don't have a phone."

Cornell said the man didn't know whether Zimmerman was hurt. He called 911.

According to Cornell, the man told him that he and Zimmerman have had three disputes. This time, Zimmerman waved a gun and the man shot at him, according to Cornell.

Police arrived minutes after he called 911, Cornell said.

Police have not verified Cornell's account to CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/11/us/florida...index.html

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RE: I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
Too bad.  He lived.
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RE: I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
Too bad his aim was poor enough to not have killed the guy.
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I'm 100% sure it was his fault somehow, haven't even bothered reading the article
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The shooter should spend more time on a gun range practicing.  He really needs to work on his aim.

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RE: I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
Well, I'm sure it was... hmm, what were Zimmerman's words?

Ah, yes: "part of god's plan."
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RE: I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
(May 11, 2015 at 4:24 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Well, I'm sure it was... hmm, what were Zimmerman's words?

Ah, yes: "part of god's plan."

Agh, that was the most arrogant thing i've ever heard
“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.”  - George Carlin
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Got a taste of his own medicine.
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RE: I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
Meh, he was probably carrying a bag of skittles...

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It's immoral to wish for someone to suffer a violent death even if they are a murderer blah blah
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RE: I shot George Zimmerman, call 911
(May 11, 2015 at 4:48 pm)Alex K Wrote: Meh, he was probably carrying a bag of skittles...

disclaimer:
It's immoral to wish for someone to suffer a violent death even if they are a murderer blah blah

Do you mean to suggest that it is not immoral to wish for someone to have a nonviolent death?  If not, what is the point of the adjective "violent" in your sentence?

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