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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:00 pm
Meesa no know!!!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:03 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 6:03 pm by Longhorn.)
Good job, Chuck, you send him into overdrive and now we'll never know if he likes pretzels
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm
Quote:Also, why is that SS panzer commander fighting Henry Fonda during the battle of the bulge with a fleet of m-47 Patton tanks on an Iberian landscape without any snow?

Hollywood magic?

Unlike jesus-magic its real.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:38 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm)Nope Wrote: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hmmm. One to notice it is broken and call the landlord, one to write a request for a permission to hire an electrician, and electrician and their two apprentices... Now I lost count. But we use LED now anyways, they usually don't need changing...
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:39 pm
Any good places i should go when visiting Germany?
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:41 pm (This post was last modified: May 16, 2015 at 6:42 pm by Alex K.)
(May 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm)Pyrrho Wrote:
(May 16, 2015 at 2:34 pm)Alex K Wrote: ...



Lazt time ve tried, ze allieds cut our bagguette supplies and ve had to give zem all our high voltage masts. 

I forgot about the baguettes.  The last time I had a good baguette, I was in Montréal.  I don't know where one can get a decent baguette in the U.S.  I even tried a bakery run by Frenchmen, who had very heavy accents.  It was like other so-called "baguettes" in the U.S.  My theory is that they were deported from France due to their bad "baguettes."

I would keep the peace in order to keep a good supply of baguettes coming, too.  I see you Germans are wise.

But another question.  I have heard that some Germans like some of the strange beers brewed in other countries, that cannot be brewed in Germany due to the purity law of 1516.  So they import them.  Is this true?  If so, what is wrong with them?  And does your healthcare cover such hideous afflictions?  Is there no cure for this?

I'm not sure in general, but I am a member of the Bavarian public insurance system, and they certainly don't subsidize such abominations, I wouldn't think.
(May 16, 2015 at 6:39 pm)dyresand Wrote: Any good places i should go when visiting Germany?

Yes. What kind of thing would you like to see?
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:42 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 6:39 pm)dyresand Wrote: Any good places i should go when visiting Germany?

Yes.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:43 pm
(May 16, 2015 at 6:03 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Good job, Chuck, you send him into overdrive and now we'll never know if he likes pretzels

Of course, Brezn & Obazda!
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RE: Ask ze German
May 16, 2015 at 6:47 pm
Inquiring minds gotta know: Fahrvergnugen?
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