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What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes?
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RE: What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes?
"Gesundheit." The English rocket scientist will look it up quickly for you and even verify that it is just wishing someone good health.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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RE: What Should you say when an Athiest sneezes?
For one of our cats we made a big deal out of his sneezes. In the first place, since he was a small kitten, and his sneezes had this amazing basso profoundo quality, it was hard to ignore them, and then the cat caught on we were enjoying the performance, and maybe he tried harder?

Anyhow, as a full grown cat, he now has ordinary cat sneezes and we don't act especially startled anymore.

He does sneeze quite a bit, speculation is he is more active than cat #2 and stirs up more dust. I know, hard to imagine in my immaculate house . . .

Maybe we atheists are soulless automatons because somebody forgot to bless us earlier in our lives and Satan snagged our souls ??

Explains quite a bit, don't it ??


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