Bill Nye links Texas floods to climate change - Conservatives go crazy

[Secular Elf]

With all that water, those poor Texans won't be able to thwart the U.S. invasion:

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Orders State Militia to Monitor the U.S. Military: http://www.politicususa.com/2015/04/30/t...itary.html

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I wish we could throw Texas out of the union. 

And where are your school books going to come from, huh?

It will just shift to Louisiana.

[FreeTony]

To be fair, it's a bit much to say it's directly responsible. More like Climate Change increases the likelihood and/or severity of a flood.

[Nope]

With all that water, those poor Texans won't be able to thwart the U.S. invasion:

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Orders State Militia to Monitor the U.S. Military: http://www.politicususa.com/2015/04/30/t...itary.html

Very paranoid thinking on display in that article

The questions fielded by Army spokesman, Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria, were bizarre and driven by madness leading Lastoria to assure the crowd that there would be no intelligence gathered on non-participants, no Texans’ property would be confiscated, and no psychological operations would be conducted. Participants’ suspicion of the Obama administration drove their demands to know why they had not been individually notified about the exercise; likely because they will be conducted on private property with the expressed approval of the landowners.

 

and

It was really bizarre that the Texans were seriously suspicious of the recent closing of five Walmart stores in Texas that apparently incited fears the stores were being converted into detention centers for patriotic Texans, or somehow secretly linked by underground tunnels to transport large numbers of troops undetected. The patient Army spokesman Lastoria said that if the concerned Texans had done “an extra minute of research” they would have learned that each of the five stores were involved in labor disputes. Walmart is notorious for shuttering stores before giving in to workers’ organizing demands.

[The Grand Nudger]

LOL, article was solid gold..mana for my soul.  Thank you.