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Famous last words (of Jesus)

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Famous last words (of Jesus)
ApeNotKillApe Offline
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#91
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm
"I swear, this is totally part of the plan!"
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#92
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:04 pm
The view is great but it's a hell of a way to spend Easter!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#93
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm
Fuck you, Judas. I thought you meant nailed as a euphemism!

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#94
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm
Great fucking plan, Dad!

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:20 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2016 at 7:20 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
"Ugh, my friends are never gonna let me forget this one."
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#96
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:30 pm
Goddammit, Dad, you never would have done this to Holy Spirit, who we both know is your favorite!
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#97
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:35 pm
They dropped me off here for a little sight-seeing, but here is where I really have no interest in coming back to!
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#98
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:37 pm
I'm telling my dad on you!

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2016 at 7:39 pm by God of Mr. Hanky.)
I've seen kids treated worse by their fathers.
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#100
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm
I was fishing on the red sea and caught a fish *this* big! I had to throw it back because Jonah complained...

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