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July 10, 2015 at 3:13 am
I sometimes do have a fantasy of going back in roman times with an assault rifle to battle Roman army. I just imagine intercepting whole army somewhere in the field in front of me. They walk toward me not realizing I'm actually armed and then I just start shooting at them and kill them all in like 2 minutes.
Or being in a fort under siege while enemy army of Romans are standing outside preparing and then I just take the sniper and take down the leader so they shit themselves.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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July 27, 2015 at 4:18 am
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2015 at 4:23 am by Fake Messiah.)
Talking about time travelers and time distortions I was re-watching recently that documentary "Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God" and they were showing the class of priests of 1959 and look who I saw!!
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That's obviously Robert Pattinson!!
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He's either a time traveler or.... a real vampire!!!!
That would explain why he was a priest in 60's - to have easy access on blood from young children and now he's a movie star so he has young girls falling for him in the night and probably despairing without trace.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
July 27, 2015 at 4:32 am
But you guys, what if you step on a butterfly?
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July 27, 2015 at 5:20 am
Eve. That bitch ruined everything.
Then an earlier version of myself, just to enjoy the paradoxes.
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RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
July 28, 2015 at 3:47 am
A guy goes to a real estate agent to buy a house on a lake, and requests land with two peirs. The agent asks why, the man says " That way I can create a pair of docks".
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RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
July 28, 2015 at 9:57 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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