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I want a time machine to go back and kill.
#51
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
I sometimes do have a fantasy of going back in roman times with an assault rifle to battle Roman army. I just imagine intercepting whole army somewhere in the field in front of me. They walk toward me not realizing I'm actually armed and then I just start shooting at them and kill them all in like 2 minutes.

Or being in a fort under siege while enemy army of Romans are standing outside preparing and then I just take the sniper and take down the leader so they shit themselves.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#52
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
Talking about time travelers and time distortions I was re-watching recently that documentary "Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God" and they were showing the class of priests of 1959 and look who I saw!!
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That's obviously Robert Pattinson!!
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He's either a time traveler or.... a real vampire!!!! Panic

That would explain why he was a priest in 60's - to have easy access on blood from young children and now he's a movie star so he has young girls falling for him in the night and probably despairing without trace.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#53
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
But you guys, what if you step on a butterfly?
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#54
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
Eve. That bitch ruined everything.

Then an earlier version of myself, just to enjoy the paradoxes.
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#55
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
A guy goes to a real estate agent to buy a house on a lake, and requests land with two peirs. The agent asks why, the man says " That way I can create a pair of docks".
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#56
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http://youtu.be/YsYWT5Q_R_w
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#57
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
Ah, time travel killing, what fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1IKioDLEh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BScKizU7DNc
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#58
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Oh no I found another time traveler and it's non other then Sly Stallone!! Just look

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And he also visited ancient Greece where they made in statue
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#59
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
Quote:3. Cooked cabbage, smells like a simmering boiling toilet.

Brian.....that was graphic.

Quote:4. Duck Dynasty

Amen.  And Honey Boo Boo/Toddlers and Tiaras, 19 Kids & Counting, etc.

Quote:8. Slim Jim packaging, have you ever tried to open that shit, easier to rob Fort Knox

No pity for you there.  Serves you right for eating a Slim Jim.

But you're right about the packaging.  Most packaging of that ilk is impossible to get past.

They should make condoms out of THAT shit.  Nothing gets through it.
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#60
RE: I want a time machine to go back and kill.
(June 28, 2015 at 8:14 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 28, 2015 at 7:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'll just go up to John Lennon and say:

"Come with me if you want to live!"

Classic!
Better start practising your austrian accent, just in case.

My sister had a prof in University who was Austrian.  A female.

Of course she earned the nickname "The Terminator".

One day she had to leave the room for some supplies, and said " I'll Be Back "
and the class lost their minds.

When she returned, someone raised their hand and asked her to say the words,
"Armour-Piercing".

"Why???" she asked.

"Please, just say it," they insisted.

"Ahmah-Peer-sing" she enunciated.

They were wetting themselves.

Poor lady, lol.

Her accent wouldn't be funny, if it wasn't for Schwartzenegger.
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