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Could this be the worst argument for a deity yet?
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The roar of a lion sounds like the word "Allah". It's a miracle and therefore Allah exists. Arab Christians apparently use the world Allah too, but none of these videos are Christian. There are loads of videos lions proving the existence of Allah.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Allah+Lion 
Heard it before, only they also included videos of babies gurgling and farting the word Allah for added proof Allah is the greatest.
And when I sneeze it sounds like the word Satan.
So like, all hail the dark Lord and shit RE: Could this be the worst argument for a deity yet?
July 4, 2015 at 4:06 am
(This post was last modified: July 4, 2015 at 4:08 am by ReptilianPeon.)
Really? Allah appears in people's flatulence? That's even dumber. Muhammad said* you shouldn't laugh at people who fart, but I couldn't help myself.
* http://www.quranx.com/Hadith/Bukhari/Book-78/Hadith-72/ Full Hadith, Narrated `Abdullah bin Zam`a: The Prophet (ﷺ) forbade laughing at a person who passes wind, and said, "How does anyone of you beat his wife as he beats the stallion camel and then he may embrace (sleep with) her?" And Hisham said, "As he beats his slave" 
If that's the worst argument as evidence for the existence of a deity, I don't think the "best" would be far behind....me thinks.
Then again, Jesus on a banana was *special*! hehe
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
That... is pretty bad! How desperate are some people to cling to their fairy tales that they're looking for clues in animals noises?
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July 4, 2015 at 5:17 am
(This post was last modified: July 4, 2015 at 5:17 am by Alex K.)
Sounds plausible. I'm also pretty sure I heard a cow say moohammad just this morning.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
That's it. Which way is Mecca?
I was poking around in a bull's anus, and I found a few WLC arguments in there.
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July 4, 2015 at 5:27 am
(This post was last modified: July 4, 2015 at 5:27 am by Alex K.)
(July 4, 2015 at 5:22 am)Neimenovic Wrote: That's it. Which way is Mecca? Wait till I've told you about that Donkey who says IIIhslam. You might just buy a ticket to join IS.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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