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Astral WTF
#11
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What the hell did I just read? Wow.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#12
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What, you never had a human head make farting noses into your spine? Weirdo. Next thing you'll tell me your walls aren't padded
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#13
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(July 4, 2015 at 1:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Well, one decliner told me that I had rather a brown aura, and that her superpowers which defied the laws of time, space and the very fabric of reality wouldn't work because of my bad attitude.  Oh, well.

Boru

Pshhhhhffffffsssss. I like your attitude. And your brown aura, whatever the fuck that is
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#14
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(July 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: What, you never had a human head make farting noses into your spine? Weirdo. Next thing you'll tell me your walls aren't padded

Negative.  Neither have I done shrooms...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#15
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I wonder if Lois Duncan was trying to go L. Ron on our asses when she wrote Stranger With My Face. I was so obsessed with that book as a kid, I tried to do it and I tried to get my friends to try. It never worked.

That was probably a big influence on me, come to think of it. When I realized I couldn't leave my body to travel to other places, I was very disappointed.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#16
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(July 4, 2015 at 10:33 am)Neimenovic Wrote: click here for lulz

Ummm.....

I don't mean to be poking fun of people but they're making it real damn hard not to.

Astral parasites. What.

Quote:Then things got strange, it started making farting noises with its mouth and blowing into my spine.

I lold so hard I almost got a nosebleed

Just....how can you fall for this sort of bullshit? Astral plane? What the fuck is that supposed to be? You mean like.....the universe?

Astral projection....you're projecting alright -_-

This specific kind of woo is not only crazy, it's fucking creepy.

That is some deeply disturbing shit over there.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#17
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It's disturbing now. When I first read it I couldn't stop laughing for like 15mins. Ow my sides

But then I realized they're for real. Now I'm sad. And a little scared O_o
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#18
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I've had a couple of OBEs, and I can confirm that they are very real as an experience, and a very exciting experience at that. I can also confirm that you can produce one through training and mental tricks.

The problem with the nutters is they take every experience as a representation of external reality, rather than as an expression of the functioning of the self.
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#19
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The brain is a rad thing and it does all sorts of cool stuff. I would kinda want to have an OBE, but I know I'd lose my shit
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#20
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There a lot written about "Astral projection" over the decades.
The last I read about it from psychologists is that it is just an illusion of the mind.
As boru said ... cannot be proven via testing. (after all these decades)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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